Do you have a fear of small animals? Do you feel awkward in social situations with small animals? Are you very gullible and have lots of money? If you answered “yes” to these questions, you may have a condition known as SAP (Small Animal Phobia). You might even be a SAP and not know it!
Fortunately, there’s help. At the Institute for Advanced Hypochondria, you can get used to being crawled on in a supervised, controlled setting.
Treatments include basic kitten therapy all the way to advanced piggies-on-your-neck therapy.
Submitted by Andrew Y and Murray C. This strange and wonderful scene comes to us via Suetoshi Farm in Japan.