Troubleshooting Guide for the Splooshomatic 3200 Series All-Purpose Extruder

Issue: Extruder no longer extruding.

Solution: Manually check the Pre-extrusion Material Supply Funnel for any blockage. Funnel may from time to time become clogged with stray employees who wander too close to the Air Intake Valve. We’re working on that, sorry.

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Via Imgur. “He may have lost a couple things today but his spirit wasn’t one of them.”

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17 thoughts on “Troubleshooting Guide for the Splooshomatic 3200 Series All-Purpose Extruder

  1. allein April 21, 2016 / 11:39 am

    Funnel may from time to time become clogged with stray employees who wander too close to the Air Intake Valve.

    I hate when that happens.

    For some reason, it’s the ears that are killing me.

      • myiglets April 21, 2016 / 6:02 pm

        I used to tell my Italian Greyhound all the time that she looked like a fruit or fox bat. She never replied.

  2. Jen8 April 21, 2016 / 11:58 am

    The Derpotronic Model 033 is fully functional.

  3. Gigi_the cat lady April 21, 2016 / 12:20 pm

    Seriouly, what the heck is around his head ? If that is a cone of shame then it’s way too small,.
    Poor baby, I think he looks a little bit like Doby from Harry Potter.

    • Stressfactor April 21, 2016 / 12:42 pm

      Yes, it’s a ‘cone of shame’ – it’s a long version of one usually used with particularly ‘flexible’ dogs who have a tendency of still managing to reach their stitches with a standard e-collar. It sounds like Mr. Derpy here got neutered and they wanted to make sure he would leave his surgical site along until it had time to heal.

      The (always awesome) Vet Ranch YouTube channel has shown a few cases of what can happen when particularly clever dogs and cats find their ways out of or around standard e-collars…

    • Julie April 21, 2016 / 1:59 pm

      Re: the cone of shame

      My vet always tells me that wearing the cone is more painful for the human than it is for the dog.

  4. debg April 21, 2016 / 12:28 pm

    Is the extruder kind of like a salad shooter?

    • Haha April 21, 2016 / 2:28 pm

      I would like to have no part with what this extruder shoots.

  5. Amy April 21, 2016 / 1:05 pm

    I can’t stop giggling at this.

    • Murray C. April 21, 2016 / 2:40 pm

      Ditto.

  6. Lurkingduck April 21, 2016 / 1:15 pm

    Multi-purpose snarl: death to the owner, the cone, the vet, the photographer, and anything that comes into his view today. If I were the owner, I think I’d feel safer with him on one side of the cone and me on the other…

  7. myiglets April 21, 2016 / 1:15 pm

    LOL that’s an Italian Greyhound aka Needle Nose Dogs. This guy’s nose is too long for the cone.

  8. Faye April 21, 2016 / 2:33 pm

    Myiglets, I agree. This is what happens when you have a long thin ballerina neck accompanied by a IG stretch snoot. Hard to fit a cone.

    • myiglets April 21, 2016 / 6:01 pm

      Ha! IG’s have custom fit and personalized everything. The cone biz hasn’t caught on to that yet because it’s missing anything shiny or blinky and the lad’s name or initials are not on it.

  9. Caz April 21, 2016 / 4:49 pm

    I really hope he doesn’t have to sneeze! :/

  10. Kar April 21, 2016 / 6:40 pm

    He looks like an angry/rabid Piglet culled from the 100 Acre Woods

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