Randall Goes for the Gusto

“This is it boys, I’m going in. These are the moments when a man learns what he’s made of, and what he believes in. When Dame Opportunity opens up her treasure chest of fortune and glory to anyone brave enough to reach out and grab what’s inside. Tell Mother I love her, in case I don’t come back. Because as God is my witness, no matter if it kills me, I’m going to get that damn plastic whistle.

It’s magically redonkulous, Margaret R. (See video on Facebook.)

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21 thoughts on “Randall Goes for the Gusto

  1. Murray April 22, 2016 / 1:35 pm

    “Tell mother I love her”???? What a hoot. As are these silly raccoons – I didn’t realize they dunked their whole heads when they fed in a stream (or bowl of milk) And the catching of the breath!!!!😂😂😂

    • ^oo^ April 23, 2016 / 2:26 am

      Jacques Racoo Cousteau et hees teem are di-ving into zee depths of zee Keebble Reef to deteer-meene eef zee human activitee has prooveen daytreemental to zee corals and zee fishes (don’ touchy zee fishies).

      • Haha April 23, 2016 / 3:27 am

        Round o applause for ^oo^.

      • Murray C. April 23, 2016 / 10:50 am


  2. Julie April 22, 2016 / 2:00 pm

    OMG raccoons!!!!

  3. fkaWaldenPond April 22, 2016 / 2:05 pm

    Meeelllk in deeee eyyeeees! Must. keep. them. shuuuuuttt!

  4. Juno April 22, 2016 / 2:21 pm

    Ohmygod, when they come up for air! I’m dyin’ here!!

  5. Emmberrann April 22, 2016 / 2:26 pm

    I always knew that racketycoons “washed” their food in puddles or ponds and such, but I never knew that they dove in nose first! What a hoot! What a snootful!

  6. Amy April 22, 2016 / 2:38 pm

    It’s the ones at the bottom that taste the best 😀

  7. Laura April 22, 2016 / 2:47 pm

    Those have to be the most enthusiastic trash pandas I have EVER seen!

  8. dubravkamcvmd April 22, 2016 / 2:52 pm

    I’m not sure I understand the thinking here – simply slurping is not fast enough? The meeelks is sooo good you have to put your whole head in it while drinking to fully experience the wonderfulness that is meeelks?

  9. Faye April 22, 2016 / 3:16 pm

    How do they hold their breath and drink at the same time!!!!? Is the raccoon going for some kind of free diving record??


    • Gigi_the cat lady April 22, 2016 / 4:05 pm

      Maybe they have muscles in their nose that can close their nostrils so they can still slurp the milk but not breathe it. Nothing would surprise me from trash pandas.

      • Faye April 22, 2016 / 4:18 pm

        Like seals. Lol. I. Don’t. Think. So. Lol!!

        • Gigi_the cat lady April 22, 2016 / 4:21 pm

          Then maybe they have tiny scuba masks in there LOL

          • Faye April 22, 2016 / 6:27 pm

            Stunt coordinators with air tubes. That’s it!!

  10. AJ April 22, 2016 / 3:38 pm

    LMAO!! Reminds me of the Disney movie Aristocats:

    Abigail Goose: He takes to water like a fish, doesn’t he?
    A very enthusiastic–
    [O’Malley tugs on their tailfeathers, they shiek]
    Amelia Goose: No! Now, this is no time for fun and games.
    [They laugh, watching bubbles coming from where O’Malley was.. Laughing fades]
    Abigail: Gracious me. You don’t suppose–
    Amelia: Oh yes. Yes, I do. Bottoms up!
    [They turn over and look underwater, then turn back]
    Both: Deeper!

  11. Murray C. April 22, 2016 / 4:54 pm


  12. Faye April 22, 2016 / 6:29 pm

    A portal to the other side of the Meelky Way! Hard to hold your breath long enough for the time travel to kick in.

  13. Faye April 22, 2016 / 9:25 pm

    NTMTOM, Randall. That alone is funny. Randall Raccoon. Rocky Racoon’s accountant?

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