Calculating Cat

“I think I see your mistake. You forgot to factorialize the rationalizations across your enumerators, which would require you to apply Colonel Sanders’ secret formula to harmonize the differential rations across XYZ-space. Or maybe I’m just reading it upside down.”


Sender-inner Aaaa Bbbb writes “Although some argue that Bengal cats are not good pets, Dolce disagrees.  In addition to the usual feline services such as decorating dark clothing with her exquisite fur and regaling her humans with purrs, she assists with integral calculus on a regular basis.”

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13 thoughts on “Calculating Cat

  1. Haha May 11, 2016 / 1:10 pm

    Yummmm, Colonel Sanders’ secret formula.
    This beauty can help calculate my work any time, I’ll even share my formula.

  2. sixkatlady May 11, 2016 / 1:11 pm

    Kentucky native here – this kitty knows the super secret Colonel Sanders 11 herbs and spices recipe!!?! Maybe her nose can distinguish the various ingredients and ratios much easier than us hoomins. Love the hovertext too!

  3. Emmberrann May 11, 2016 / 1:35 pm

    Can’t see hover texts! >:[

    • allein May 11, 2016 / 1:53 pm

      Hover says:
      “I’m better with string theory, to be honest.”

  4. michael May 11, 2016 / 1:52 pm

    Sleeping on the paper is the best assistance with calculus.

  5. Gigi_the cat lady May 11, 2016 / 2:05 pm

    I almost voted it down at the mention of calculus! 😀

  6. Athos' Mom May 11, 2016 / 3:01 pm

    I wonder how she does with Alpurrithms??

    • allein May 11, 2016 / 3:07 pm

      I bet she’s good at geomeowtry.

      • birdcage May 11, 2016 / 3:56 pm


        • jerzowa May 11, 2016 / 4:28 pm

          *Joining Birdcage, clapping hands like crazy*

          • Haha May 11, 2016 / 4:44 pm

            I too am loving the punage!
            However, Jerzowa, when reading your comment on my phone the line was broken like this;
            Joining Birdcage, clapping

            hands like crazy.

            So, of course there is clapping, but the hands like crazy gave me a fun mental picture something like this

  7. Smartypants May 11, 2016 / 3:08 pm

    Lovely cat! And there’s a Schrodinger joke here just waiting to come out – something about ‘thinking outside the box,’ purrhaps.
    Oh, and pretty table runner too.

  8. Duckie May 11, 2016 / 4:08 pm

    She is gorgeous. She can come over to my place and shed all she likes!

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