Journey to the Center of the Watermelon

As I proceeded to dig ever downwards, I was confident that my voyage of discovery would reach a profitable end. I would soon, however, encounter a powerful force that would bring my entire expedition crashing down: Gravity.

Submitterated by Catwhisperer, who adds “I’m still waiting for you to admit that you’re 260Oakley!” Keep waiting.

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14 thoughts on “Journey to the Center of the Watermelon

  1. Haha May 20, 2016 / 9:03 am

    MUCH to enjoy here (NTMTOM’s creativity, melon snuggie, background giggling) but what I enjoyed most is the description underneath the picture, “Even the sounds I make while eating watermelon are sexy.”

  2. Gigi_the cat lady May 20, 2016 / 9:51 am

    Oh if only I could eat my way out of a watermelon like this little cutie! All I would need to make it heaven is a dash of salt, the sweet and salty combination is mouth watering perfection. Don’t believe me? Try it!

    • Birdcage May 20, 2016 / 10:21 am

      My family used to salt watermelon! I thought he was alone in this!

      • Phred's Mom May 20, 2016 / 10:41 am

        A wee squirt of lemon juice is
        even nicer.

    • Duckie May 20, 2016 / 12:00 pm

      My grampa puts pepper on his!

  3. Mariana May 20, 2016 / 10:34 am

    the nomming sounds are soooooooooo cuuuuuuute

  4. Amy May 20, 2016 / 12:05 pm

    Pup look like Stitch from Lilo and Stitch. I love the little round heid and nomnomnoms!!!!

  5. Faye May 20, 2016 / 1:04 pm

    My first thought was this is equivalent to me sitting in a bathtub full of chocolate pudding without a spoon or clothing.

    Puppy adorable. Me, not so much!

    • Debg May 20, 2016 / 1:50 pm

      Faye, I’m sure you’re very cute. And the mental picture you gave me is hilarious.

      • Faye May 20, 2016 / 2:17 pm

        Nobody should be forced to watch, but I may try it this weekend. ?

  6. N. Fritz May 20, 2016 / 2:05 pm

    I thought 260Oakley was a girl…? And a brilliant “pun mistress” at that!

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike May 20, 2016 / 2:14 pm

      It was always my impression that Oakley was female as well. And she out-punned me on a regular basis. I always enjoyed seeing what she would add.

    • Catwhisperer May 20, 2016 / 2:50 pm

      I admit I always thought of Oakley as “her,” as well (maybe something mentioned in a long-forgotten comment?). But then, where IS she????

      And thanks, Mike, for making this adorable post even more fun with your spin!

  7. Kar May 21, 2016 / 12:38 am

    I bet that they were going to use that watermelon for adult beverages like Summer Sangria.

    Instead they’re serving Hair of the Dog

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