Fear Fashion

Are you paranoid? Do you have trouble sleeping because that’s when they will get you? Now you can catch a catnap in peace, thanks to EyeLid™, the hat that makes you look alert and vigilant even when you’re asleep. Also useful to help college students look alive during long lectures. Exclusively from ICU Industries, your leading supplier of fear-based products.


This should protect me from prairie-dog vampires, John B.

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12 thoughts on “Fear Fashion

  1. allein May 23, 2016 / 3:02 pm

    My cats would never tolerate this. Who are these cats that allow their people to put clothing on them?

    • Emmberrann May 23, 2016 / 4:07 pm

      I dunno. My cat was a dedicated feline nudist. Not even a flea collar.

      • allein May 23, 2016 / 4:18 pm

        My boy would accept a collar and leash because it meant he got to go outside. My mom doesn’t do that anymore because it was just encouraging him to try to escape.

        We tried the leash on the girl once and she huddled against the wall next to the door and cried until we let her back in. She’s not what you’d call an outdoorsy type.

    • 6rabbits May 24, 2016 / 7:14 am

      I think the same thing when I see rabbits in clothes! All my buns have had decidedly negative views on this practice.🐇🐇

  2. Kar May 23, 2016 / 3:02 pm

    We need a Knitted tag. Or maybe a matchink one.

    And probably a band aid for the guy who put that on the cat’s head.

    • Julie May 23, 2016 / 7:37 pm

      Agreed! Something that indicates handmade.

  3. Faye May 23, 2016 / 3:32 pm

    Four-eyes! Cute.

  4. Gigi_the cat lady May 23, 2016 / 4:34 pm

    I need one of those for when I go back to work tomorrow so the boss don’t notice me nodding off at my desk.

  5. Julie May 23, 2016 / 6:59 pm

    TODAY is MARU’s 9th Birthday!!!!!

      • Julie May 23, 2016 / 7:27 pm

        Whew! You know about it.

        I would have felt remorse if MARU’s birthday were not celebrated here.

        Since we loff him so.

  6. inge May 23, 2016 / 7:51 pm

    ‘stolen’ from Maru’s birthday cap ! P.S.: Maru wore that last year too.

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