Ya, I am Sven. I farm der pertaytos. Like my father and his father and his father before him. Is good land fer pertaytos. Noothing else grow but pertaytos. We make many foods from pertaytos. We make der pertayto pancakes, pertayto muffins, pertayto fruit salad. We make clothing from pertaytos, we sleep on pertaytos, I remodel guest bedroom with pertaytos. Frankly, I am sick of der pertaytos. Every night I drink vodka to forget pertaytos. But vodka is made from der pertaytos.