A Whole New Angle on Clean!

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Via Imgur. “Baby Possum got into our house last night. This is how we found it this morning”

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23 thoughts on “A Whole New Angle on Clean!

  1. allein May 30, 2016 / 2:30 pm

    If I woke up to that I don’t know if I’d scream and run away or squee and snuggle him.

    That nose needs a teeny tiny boop. Like a pinky-sized boop.

  2. birdcage May 30, 2016 / 2:51 pm

    Much cuter than the possums that roam my neighbourhood on garbage day.

    • 6rabbits May 30, 2016 / 5:47 pm

      Adult possums are not very cute, espesh when showing all their pointy teeth! Babies are much cuter!
      I would be terribly worried at HOW said possum got inside the house! I mean, that’s a fairly big entrance he’d need!

      • birdcage May 31, 2016 / 9:39 am

        Maybe it’s one of those animals that doesn’t need as much space as you think to get in? A full sized mouse can squeeze through a fingernail-sized hole. Maybe a bebeh possum can sneak through a floor vent?

  3. fkaWaldenPond May 30, 2016 / 2:51 pm

    I hear ya re Katy Perry and do you know your ears look like pansy petals?

    • Duckie May 30, 2016 / 5:26 pm

      ‘Pansy petals’? Oh, that’s so sweet!
      There’s so much cute in this picture, I can’t choose, but I do agree with you about the ears.

    • Ms Can Opener May 30, 2016 / 5:29 pm

      “Your ears look like pansy petals” to me sounds mildly insulting, except they do. Very descriptive, WaldenPond.

      • fkaWaldenPond May 30, 2016 / 6:07 pm

        No, there was absolutely no intent to insult in my description. They look like little pansy petals to me and I like to imagine if I touched them they would be as velvety soft. I would worry that I may bruise or crease them though.

        • Laura May 30, 2016 / 6:15 pm

          Actually, they are.

          My kids’ elementary school librarian was a wildlife rescuer and one year had a baby possum, Posey, who she raised. Posey was soft and completely adorable, and also, because possums have brains the size of walnuts, not bright enough to imprint on humans so was eventually released back to the wild. That was a fun year!

  4. Faye May 30, 2016 / 2:53 pm

    I even love adult possums so this baby has kilt me ded.

    • Murray C. May 30, 2016 / 5:32 pm

      Me, too! But this poor little thing must’ve been so “Uh, oh, how do I wangle my way out of this?”

  5. michael May 30, 2016 / 3:18 pm

    What happened to baby possum?

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike May 30, 2016 / 3:28 pm

      There’s not much backstory, but it seems like the person who posted this photo to Reddit released the possum outside.

  6. Mariana May 30, 2016 / 4:12 pm

    Agreed on the pinky boop!

  7. Smartypants May 30, 2016 / 5:02 pm

    Shower Possum works for the same talent agency that delivered last week’s Laundry Wombat.

    • 6rabbits May 30, 2016 / 5:23 pm


    • debg May 30, 2016 / 6:13 pm

      Double ha!

    • Mariana May 30, 2016 / 6:19 pm

      Ha ha ha

      • Smartypants May 30, 2016 / 7:37 pm

        Thank you!

        (And for those grimy jobs, they send you a team of Scrubbing Hedgehogs).

  8. Clairdelune May 30, 2016 / 7:16 pm

    Not fair. All I find in the shower are occasional spiders. I would love to find this tiny bebeh with the soft earsies. 🙂

  9. Mal May 30, 2016 / 7:38 pm

    Ah man, possums are way cuter than they seem, with their little beady black eyes and their nosicles. Their big attack-mode “I ARE SO DANJERUS” thing is to hiss and fall over.

    I loves possums.

  10. Patty May 30, 2016 / 11:13 pm

    My sister’s dog liked to eat small critters. One day she came home from work and found a dead baby possum in the yard with the dog. She got the shovel to pick it up to dispose of it, and as soon as she scooped it up, it jumped off the shovel and ran away. I laughed at her. Possums are cute, and rabies in possums is very rare.

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