Oh, Well Played, Sir

Every element of your cunning ruse was deviously polished and perfect. Clever of you to wait until I was nappingย toย wake me with aย jingle of my leash and a breathless “Go to park? Go to park, boy?” Had I been more alert, I might have noted your forced enthusiasm and repeated use of “park” and not “the park,” which could only mean a visit to Dr. Eugene Park, DVM. You win this round.


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55 thoughts on “Oh, Well Played, Sir

  1. birdcage June 3, 2016 / 8:47 am

    He’s MINE!!!! *grabs corgeh and runs away*

  2. allein June 3, 2016 / 8:48 am

    *taps Birdcage on the opposite shoulder then grabs corgi while she’s looking the wrong way*

    Methinks his revenge will be.. wet.

    • Faye June 3, 2016 / 9:23 am

      Drops banana peel in front of Allein. Catches flying corgi. Jumps in car.

      • allein June 3, 2016 / 9:24 am


      • JenDeyan June 3, 2016 / 10:17 am

        *snatches corgeh out of car window* *cackles and flees*

          • Haha June 3, 2016 / 10:44 am

            Grabs the football and tosses it to Birdcage.

            • debg June 3, 2016 / 11:05 am

              Then comes a sneak attack from the hobbit! She darts in from the side, steals corgie, and hides where nobody else can find them.

              • allein June 3, 2016 / 11:08 am

                MY PRECIOUSSSSS!!!

                *filthy hobbitses*

              • Smartypants June 3, 2016 / 11:50 am

                …Swoops in with a Gyro Copter and snatches Corgi…

                • Faye June 3, 2016 / 1:05 pm

                  Pulls car over. Paints landing strip on highway. Fakes out Smartypants’ Gyro Copter (sounds delicious) into an emergency landing. Corgi ejects directly into my reserved seat on hurtling train. We head due West.

                  • Murray C. June 3, 2016 / 1:42 pm

                    Grabs wand and mumbles an incantation “Amtrakius detourus ad domi mei” or something like that, and he’s MINE, ALL MINE!

                    • Faye June 3, 2016 / 2:10 pm

                      Amtrakius this! That made me snortlaugh.

                      Holds up silver serving tray from dining car and deflects Murray’s incantation. Hurtles onward. But then NTMTOM yells WALKIES! and corgi jumps ship. Right into…

                    • Laura June 3, 2016 / 3:37 pm

                      My fleeing Maserati! Take THAT, you villians!

                  • Em June 3, 2016 / 8:29 pm

                    . . .but who should you see in the rear view mirror but Marmie and The ‘Stache. . .

    • Duckie June 3, 2016 / 1:24 pm

      Having serious fun watching from the sidelines…

  3. Mariana June 3, 2016 / 9:01 am

    So cute!! And if indeed this poor pup was unfairly duped I for one offer my services as an attorney. My fee will be belly scritches and kissing those ears!!!

    PS: I’m beginning to suspect that Mike DOES really speak to our anipals and thusly is able to report these true life events.. I mean, how else would he be able to come up with these things??

    • allein June 3, 2016 / 9:06 am

      Is Mike’s last name Doolittle???

        • Faye June 3, 2016 / 9:20 am


        • allein June 3, 2016 / 9:23 am

          I believe it.

          ๐Ÿถ ๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿญ ๐Ÿน ๐Ÿฐ ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿผ ๐Ÿจ ๐Ÿฏ ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฎ ๐Ÿท ๐Ÿฝ ๐Ÿธ ๐Ÿ™ ๐Ÿต ๐Ÿ™ˆ ๐Ÿ™‰ ๐Ÿ™Š ๐Ÿ’ ๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿค ๐Ÿฃ ๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿบ ๐Ÿ— ๐Ÿด ๐Ÿฆ„ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ› ๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿž ๐Ÿœ ๐Ÿ•ท ๐Ÿฆ‚ ๐Ÿฆ€ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿข ๐Ÿ  ๐ŸŸ ๐Ÿก ๐Ÿฌ ๐Ÿณ ๐Ÿ‹ ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ… ๐Ÿƒ ๐Ÿ‚ ๐Ÿ„ ๐Ÿช ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ‘ ๐ŸŽ ๐Ÿ– ๐Ÿ€ ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿฆƒ ๐Ÿ•Š ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿฉ ๐Ÿˆ ๐Ÿ‡ ๐Ÿฟ

          • Faye June 3, 2016 / 9:27 am

            Noah’s Emojis?

            • Gigi_the cat lady June 3, 2016 / 9:29 am

              :D. Win!

            • allein June 3, 2016 / 9:31 am

              Lol…I just copied all of the ones under “animals and nature” before the plants started. (I couldn’t even tell what some of them were because they show as blank boxes until I post them for some reason…so I wasn’t entirely sure they were even all animals ๐Ÿ˜› – they came from here: http://getemoji.com/ )

              No Noah’s Ark emoji, though ๐Ÿ™

              • belphebe June 3, 2016 / 11:19 am

                The ‘people’ emojis remind me of a cartoon depicting a cat’s different moods (ie, no difference). They are separted into Pale, Cream White, Moderate Brown, and so on, but the emojis I can see under each category are all the same: a pinkish-faced girl with orange hair and a red top, a pinkish-faced boy, and so on. I didn’t see any dark brown or black people emojis.

                Thanks for the link. Someday I might start using emojis. Hmm, emojis or emojies?

          • Duckie June 3, 2016 / 1:26 pm

            Allein, I know this is going to sound extremely rude, but, in your animal emojis, do you know your chicken head is as big as your monkey?

            • allein June 3, 2016 / 1:31 pm

              If those are all on the same scale, then that is one scary-big ladybug!

              • TinaK June 3, 2016 / 1:36 pm

                I’m more concerned with the squirrel that’s the same size as the elephant!

            • Murray C. June 3, 2016 / 1:46 pm

              I dunno, sounds like some sort of insult to me. ๐Ÿ˜

              • allein June 3, 2016 / 1:51 pm

                At least she didn’t say my chicken head was as big as my… donkey!

                • Murray C. June 3, 2016 / 2:06 pm


        • Duckie June 3, 2016 / 11:45 am

          Noah Dolittle party at Mike’s this weekend?

          • Faye June 3, 2016 / 1:10 pm

            It’ll probably rain. But I’m sure Mike can keep us afloat.

        • Murray C. June 3, 2016 / 1:42 pm

          Any relation to Eliza?

          • Faye June 3, 2016 / 2:02 pm

            Rain on the plain, the plain, in Spain.
            The plane! The plane! Boss, the plane! In Spain?

            • Laura June 3, 2016 / 3:39 pm

              Is it Earworm Central around here today or what, I ask you?

              • allein June 3, 2016 / 3:53 pm

                Anything’s better than the Justin Bieber my coworker got stuck in my head this morning.

              • Murray C. June 4, 2016 / 10:26 am

                Ear worm Central – it’s a ghastly place to be…. hmm, could be a song…..

  4. Faye June 3, 2016 / 9:24 am

    Fuzzy Face Of Doom.

  5. Gigi_the cat lady June 3, 2016 / 9:31 am

    This NOT a happy puppy. Come visit me puppy, I know how to make you very happy!

  6. murkle46 June 3, 2016 / 10:42 am

    off topic.too off topic?

      • debg June 3, 2016 / 11:06 am

        We are all on fire today!!

      • murkle46 June 3, 2016 / 11:17 am


    • Duckie June 3, 2016 / 11:42 am

      Someone’s been reading my diary…

      • Faye June 3, 2016 / 2:03 pm

        Oh Duckie!

  7. sugitomo June 3, 2016 / 7:59 pm

    That’s throwing some serious shade, l’il corgi. I can feel the breeze thru the interwebs.

  8. ^oo^ June 4, 2016 / 2:26 am

    Don’t touchy the Corgi.

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