School of Hard N’yucks

  1. SCARPE GUCCI 2014May 15, 2016 / 8:54 am

    How did you get into this profession without studying for it at school?

    • NOT THAT MIKE THE OTHER MIKEJune 1, 2016 / 10:13 am

      Dear Spambot:

      Since I don’t talk about my educational background often, many people believe I am self-taught. However, I have studied extensively for this work, and I am now proud to announce that I have been accepted as an Associate Professor in the Trump University School of Blogging!

      In this new position, I am now qualified to share the secrets of successful blogging, including topics like these:

      • Doubling down on losing arguments: Why it always works eventually;
      • Citations and references: How to explain away not having any;
      • Dress for success: How to make the same pair of pyjama pants last for years;

      And now I can share those secrets and more with you for the low introductory price of just $99.99 (every month for 240 months). By studying my time-tested success secrets, you too can become an Associate Professor and earn back your tuition teaching these secrets to others!

      Contact me today to learn how you can get in on this amazing opportunity! Also, if you guys need any Amway or NutriSystem I can totally hook you up with that too.

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6 thoughts on “School of Hard N’yucks

  1. allein June 3, 2016 / 12:28 pm

    You have all the best words, Mike.

  2. Gigi_the cat lady June 3, 2016 / 12:42 pm

    Bravo! I could almost believe that I was reading an actual add for a Trump course, except if it was, the information “every month for 240 months” would be in very small fine print at the bottom. 😀 😀 😀

  3. Duckie June 3, 2016 / 12:50 pm

    I wanna work for you, Mike.

  4. Faye June 3, 2016 / 12:58 pm

    I’ll cash in my pension and be right over. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It’s gonna get HUUUGE!

  5. Em June 3, 2016 / 8:08 pm

    Associate Professor –that detail!

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