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6 thoughts on “School of Hard N’yucks”
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allein June 3, 2016 / 12:28 pm
You have all the best words, Mike.
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Bravo! I could almost believe that I was reading an actual add for a Trump course, except if it was, the information “every month for 240 months” would be in very small fine print at the bottom. 😀 😀 😀
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Duckie June 3, 2016 / 12:50 pm
I wanna work for you, Mike.
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Faye June 3, 2016 / 12:58 pm
I’ll cash in my pension and be right over. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. It’s gonna get HUUUGE!
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Bwa ha ha – the last sentence!
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Em June 3, 2016 / 8:08 pm
Associate Professor –that detail!
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