The Creeping Ooze!

After weeks alone in the old mansion, Victoria began to hear strange sounds. Thump-ding, thump-ding… Night after night, day upon day, haunting her until she feared she would go mad. Thump-ding, thump-ding… What was the cause of this mysterious racket, and what did it want?

I’m going to guess “tuna,” Andrew Y. Via RocketNews24.

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21 thoughts on “The Creeping Ooze!

  1. allein June 7, 2016 / 12:57 pm

    I imagine this is how Emo Husky goes down the stairs, too.

      • allein June 7, 2016 / 1:00 pm

        While his Shepherd buddy waits impatiently at the bottom, going, “Dude, just walk already! Why does everything have to be such a production?! Geez!”

        • Faye June 7, 2016 / 2:34 pm


    • Murray June 7, 2016 / 6:49 pm


  2. debg June 7, 2016 / 1:12 pm

    SlinkyCat may be the laziest cat I’ve ever seen, and that’s saying something.

    • Duckie June 7, 2016 / 1:17 pm

      Put tuna at the bottom of the stairs, and let’s see how fast he goes.

    • fkaWaldenPond June 7, 2016 / 9:37 pm

      SlinkyCat!! 😀

  3. Faye June 7, 2016 / 2:33 pm

    Not quite in solid form.

  4. Gigi_the cat lady June 7, 2016 / 2:40 pm

    This proves once and for all that cats have no bones.

  5. Diane in Los Angeles June 7, 2016 / 3:02 pm

    We used many variations on slipping, slithering, and sliding down the (carpeted) stairs of our family home when we were young and partly boneless….guessing here that being boneless because cat and having your own carpet makes this feel pretty similar.

    • mariana June 7, 2016 / 3:34 pm

      we did too!!! thank you for reminding me.

      I always get frustrated when I see a cat with a bell on the collar though. it is maddening to the cat..!

      • Ronni June 7, 2016 / 5:33 pm

        Yes! Thank you, Mariana. I couldn’t enjoy the video clip because of that.

        • Murray June 7, 2016 / 6:53 pm

          The cat gets used to it, believe me.☺️

          • Brouhaha June 8, 2016 / 10:03 am

            Yes, they do. My indoor only kitty wears one because she attacks me, and is always underfoot. Her bell has saved her from being stepped on, and me from falling over backward countless times.

            • Murray C. June 8, 2016 / 11:56 pm

              That’s another good reason – I’ve taken my cat’s collar off because she’s not outside that much anymore but she does pose a danger to herself and others since we can’t hear her any more!
              I’ve heard that the bell as a warning to birds isn’t all that effective,
              sadly. Our cat was a stray who showed up at our door one day in October many years ago. We tried to keep her in but, boy, when spring came around there was no way, especially with my Mom, who was living with us, not having the reflexes to keep her from slipping out each time she opened a door.

      • Gigi_the cat lady June 7, 2016 / 7:01 pm

        For cats that go outside, that little bell around the neck saves the life of many birds.

      • fkaWaldenPond June 7, 2016 / 9:31 pm

        I loved stair free-style too! But Mariana you have a point– I am thinking maybe the cat just got the collar on and is ‘politely’ not walking down the stairs indicating that it will rub the damn thing off if need be.

  6. Murray June 7, 2016 / 4:06 pm

    Sung in Marlene Dietrich’s voice “It’s not that I wouldn’t, It’s not that I shouldn’t. And, heaven knows, it’s not that I couldn’t! It’s simply because I’m the laziest cat in town.”

    • Faye June 7, 2016 / 4:44 pm


  7. Ilonka June 7, 2016 / 6:29 pm

    So how I’m feeling today!!! Thanks for the smile 😜

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