“(Yeah, I used to be a model, but being a mom is so much better than money and travel… Ow, I think Daphne’s teething… Sure, it was a glamorous life, but it couldn’t last forever… Ugh, one of them just farted… What was the name of that ski instructor? The one in Switzerland? He was cute… Anyway, I like being a mom, so much more rewarding than any… Alphonse, that was his name.)”
Via #cuteness on Twitter.