Mom Thoughts

“(Yeah, I used to be a model, but being a mom is so much better than money and travel… Ow, I think Daphne’s teething… Sure, it was a glamorous life, but it couldn’t last forever… Ugh, one of them just farted… What was the name of that ski instructor? The one in Switzerland? He was cute… Anyway, I like being a mom, so much more rewarding than any… Alphonse, that was his name.)”

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Via #cuteness on Twitter.

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16 thoughts on “Mom Thoughts

  1. Murray June 8, 2016 / 1:50 pm

    Wow, another belly buster – this is hilarious. ❣ so “Rechercher Du Temps Perdu”.

  2. allein June 8, 2016 / 2:00 pm

    Hmm…I count 7. Lucky number?

  3. dubravkamcvmd June 8, 2016 / 2:27 pm

    The very picture of grim resignation!

  4. Mikeyfur June 8, 2016 / 3:14 pm

    Ski instructor in Switzerland. Must have been a St Bernard. Yes, a St Bernard named Alphonse.

  5. koixka June 8, 2016 / 7:21 pm

    The look says it all !

    • 6rabbits June 9, 2016 / 3:18 am

      That. Was. AWESOME!! 😂

    • Kar June 9, 2016 / 3:47 am

      the bit with the knife cracked me up.

      Personally I love this creepy gem.

      • Murray C. June 9, 2016 / 11:32 am

        Too, too funny.😂

    • Faye June 9, 2016 / 7:30 am

      That is so amazing. Where are my apps? That says it all for parenting in the age of electronics.

    • AuntieM1996 June 9, 2016 / 11:31 am

      Fabulous rewrite of O Fortuna!

    • 6rabbits June 9, 2016 / 3:19 am

      😂

    • Mariana June 9, 2016 / 6:22 am

      I volunteer to babysit while she gets her well earned break!

      • Murray C. June 9, 2016 / 11:24 am

        Kin I he’p???? Purdy pleeeeeease?

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