I tailed the dame down to the local park. Staying low, I watched as she approached anย old geezer tossing crumbs. So this is how she got her bread, from another man keeping her fat and happy. But once I shared this with her husband, her goose would be cooked.
Ominous swan. Almost expect to hear the “duh-duh” sound from Jaws.
They’re gonna need a bigger bag of bread!!
The whole Jaws movie re-edited with Jaws Swan ran through my head!! It’s hilarious!! And very scary. Swans can get really angry.
My college has a small lake and the swans were a little scary. Them and Tom the wild turkey, who charged my friend once.
Somebody’s inside that thing, paddling furiously.
Every bread you take
Every quack you make
Every nest you break
Every waddle you take
I’ll be watching you
Oh, can’t you see
You belong to me
How my poor heart aches with every bread you take
(with my apologies to Sting)
๐ Gigi– I usually don’t find ‘the stalker song’ likeable and very least of all ‘romantic’ but with water fowl, it works!
I suppose this is the goose’s swan song.
So this is how she got her bread….
Only ntmtom
You are correct, sir!
That Dame has quite the strut. And I don’t say that to all the geese I meet.
I followed the sound of a jukebox coming from up the levee
All of a sudden I could hear somebody whistling from right behind me
I turned around and she said
“Why do you always end up down at Nick’s Cafe?”
I said “I don’t know, the wind just kind of pushed me this way.”
She said “Hang the rich.”
“Somewhere down the crazy river” by Robbie Robertson
alternatively, I hear Jaws theme music….
That was an obscure musical reference. Great album, probably his best. Especially with Rick Danko’s vocals.
Practically wore out Broken Arrow, Fallen Angel and Sonny Got Caught in the Moonlight
what about “Showdown at big sky”? LOVE that song! Robbie Robertson writes great lyrics.