The Great Summoning

And now, my fellow acolytes of The Most Unholy Temple of urk-Thu’ul, we await the moment of the Master’s arrival. We have done all that the ancient scrolls have commanded: Gathered on this mountaintop in Peru, closest point on the astral pathway to planet Murkulon VII; painstakingly reconstructed the Pentagram of Ra from fragments and clues gathered over centuries; waited until the precise moment of the celestial alignment that happens only once every 666 years; and summoned the master with the incantation “Wiki-wiki Zumm Narge Yip-Yop ka-Bingle!

Now we need only wait, and soon from the pentagram shall emerge the unholy beast, its glistening tentacles eager to feast on the — wait a minute! That’s not the Master! Carl, are you sure it’s “Yip-Yop ka-Bingle” and not “Yop-Yip ka-Bingle“? Well, then, what in the name of heckfire did we just summon?


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15 thoughts on “The Great Summoning

  1. allein June 13, 2016 / 2:59 pm

    It’s a cat. Of course it’s the Master.

  2. Gigi the cat lady June 13, 2016 / 3:09 pm

    It is the Master/Missy, back from the dead and regenerated yet again!
    Appologies to the non-Woovians on this site.

  3. JenDeyan June 13, 2016 / 5:16 pm

    I say they can out better with this summon. Snorgles all around!

  4. Faye June 13, 2016 / 5:26 pm

    Are there any other kind of hair balls?

  5. Duckie June 13, 2016 / 7:06 pm

    Hang on: isn’t “urk-Thu’ul” the sound of an imminent hair ball? You’re in the wrong temple! Now you’ve done it.

    • Faye June 13, 2016 / 9:06 pm

      Exactly the sound of a hair ball coming up. Especially at 2:00 am.

  6. Murray C. June 13, 2016 / 8:30 pm

    Man, I have no idea where all this comes from but it’s funny anyway!😂

  7. Kar June 13, 2016 / 9:40 pm

    Somewhere there’s a bunch of Mayans huddled unearth their beds. And why is Stephen King cowering in the corner? It’s just an unholy demon summoned from, nevermind.

    Why could they just summon Gachnar?

  8. kodalai June 14, 2016 / 9:48 am

    Just in case anyone is wondering, that arcane mystic circle underneath Kitty is actually the sigil for Sakura Kinomoto in young-girls-aimed anime/manga series Card Captor Sakura, so whatever is being summoned, we can be sure it’s gonna be cute, and probably offer some profound but vaguely worded life advice before it departs.

  9. Raymond June 14, 2016 / 10:48 am

    Don’t tell anyone, but “Wiki-wiki Zumm Narge Yip-Yop ka-Bingle!” is my new password.

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