It’s a common household problem: How to tell at a glance if the dishes in the dishwasher are clean or dirty. This problem is easy to solve using the Puppy Method. If the puppy is dry and contented, the dishes are dirty. If puppy is wet and confused, dishes have been washed.
Via Reddit.
It’s the Maytag retriever!
Maytag totally needs to give the Repairman a dog.
That’s not quite the way it works. We wouldn’t want a wet and confused pup, now, would we? What actually happens is the very nattily dressed man comes round, sees the dry puppy, knows the dishes are dirty and lures the puppy away – most likely with a treat. And this personage is none other than the Deter Gent.
You win the ENTIRE INTERNET!!! 🎉🏆🎊
Oh, whew. I was afraid that the result of this screed would be the groan heard ’round the world.?
What? You didn’t hear my groan? Seriously, that’s the worst pun I’ve seen in simply ages! Well done — that’s the way to inflict pleasurable pain!
Thank you, thank you.☺️
I think that one was worthy of 260 Oakley…
Maybe Murray IS Oakley.
Murray, you did go to Pun
State, no?
260 Oakley is an address in Happy Valley,
I believe.
I know a song – ” It’s Homecoming Time in Happy Valley”, so maybe I AM Oakley. ………..nah, no such luck. We have Oakleys in our family, on my sister-in-law’s husband’s side, but that doesn’t really count. Maybe I had an ancestor who fought in the “Pun-ic” wars, but, no, I did not attend Pun State. I am an “Outsider” punster.
Wow.
Bwa ha ha – well done!
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Bravo, Murray C.! 🙂
I was all ‘Hmmmm, where is Murray C. going with this?’ and then..https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpaOy8b8X6A
WOW, a rimshot – life is sweet.
I read it as Deeter Gent. As in teeter. It took me a few beats to get to de ter gent. Awesome!!
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Faye, I read it with German accent/ pronunciation too; gave the joke a certain continental flair.
I like it. Whatever blows your skirts up, I always say.? (think Marilyn)
Not to detract from your wonderful story, Mike, but is it possible that puppy is content because HE licked the dishes clean? Best of both worlds?
Good point!
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Nature abhors a vacuum, but sure does love a dishwasher.
My husband always sings to me “Your Friend, the Dishwasher” to the tune of “I told the Witch Doctor”. LOVE having a dishwasher. This one is my first and it’s now a8 years old. Perhaps a party is in order……….
Aside from the great puns, This pic is the kind that elicits a loud
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
I mean really, LOOK at that sweet sleeping pup! *melting time*
I is puppah.