Pasta la Vista, Baby

An accidental chemical spill at the Ooodle Doodle Noodle Company’s manufacturing plant has resulted in the creation of a sentient Giant Linguini Monster. However, following negotiations with the beast, the company says that rather than rampaging through town, the monster will be named associate vice president for promotions and embark on a supermarket personal appearance tour.

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31 thoughts on “Pasta la Vista, Baby

  1. allein June 27, 2016 / 8:51 am

    All hail his Noodly Appendage. Sauce be upon him.

    Ramen

    • mariana June 27, 2016 / 12:00 pm

      WIN!!!

    • amyliz June 27, 2016 / 2:56 pm

      Excellent!?

  2. Gigi_the cat lady June 27, 2016 / 9:08 am

    Rastafarian dog! He looks like a he just stepped out of a plane from Jamaica! 😀 😀

    • allein June 27, 2016 / 9:19 am

      Ya mon!

      • Faye June 27, 2016 / 9:43 am

        ROFLOL.

      • Gigi the cat lady June 27, 2016 / 10:12 am

        ??

        • Murray C. June 27, 2016 / 10:16 am

          Ditto.

  3. Gloom Raider June 27, 2016 / 9:13 am

    “Embark.” Heh.

  4. Faye June 27, 2016 / 9:42 am

    I was expecting a Doodle Dog. When I scrolled I busted out laughing. Besides the dreds it’s the tinyness of the lady that’s hilarious.

    • Gigi_the cat lady June 27, 2016 / 9:56 am

      I’m not so sure the lady is tiny, those dog can get pretty big!

  5. Debg June 27, 2016 / 10:08 am

    As a proud Pastafarian, I resemble that remark.

    • Murray C. June 27, 2016 / 10:17 am

      Wow, do you have the headgear and everything??????

      • Debg June 27, 2016 / 12:41 pm

        Who doesn’t have a colander?

        When I get my driver’s license renewed, must remember to bring the headgear!

  6. JenDeyan June 27, 2016 / 10:08 am

    That’s a Puli, right? I didn’t know they got THAT big?! 0.0

    • Janie4 June 27, 2016 / 10:31 am

      Komodor. They are much larger than Pulis, and very headstrong.

      • sixkatlady June 27, 2016 / 10:52 am

        Male Komondors average between 110 and 130 pounds….I wonder how much of that is the weight of the dreds?

        • Ilonka June 27, 2016 / 6:45 pm

          Komondors were raised by shepards to guard flocks against predators like bears, etc. Very territorial and loyal. And beautiful?

          • Kar June 27, 2016 / 10:40 pm

            I think the dreads were supposed to be camoflauge.

            I can’t imagine a wolf thinking something THAT BIG is just a sweater.

            • Murray C. June 28, 2016 / 12:44 pm

              They dreds also make it harder for a predator to grab hold – a mouthful of wool might make for a change of mind. And not a little confusion.

  7. Brouhaha June 27, 2016 / 10:42 am

    Did you get this title from watching Jimmy Fallon? Hee hee

  8. koixka June 27, 2016 / 12:01 pm

    Rastafarian head

  9. Doug June 27, 2016 / 2:59 pm

    Dogzilla ? arrrgggghhhhh .. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE !!

  10. Duckie June 27, 2016 / 6:44 pm

    What’s the other dog? I’m sure I see two.

    • Gigi_the cat lady June 27, 2016 / 7:54 pm

      Wow you’re right, now you mention it I see a tail, a leg and some fur that definitely does not belong to the Komondore!

      • Laura June 27, 2016 / 8:21 pm

        It looks big enough and white enough to be perhaps a Great Pyrenees? This woman clearly likes dogs on the huge size. 😀

  11. sugitomo June 27, 2016 / 11:06 pm

    Giant mop dog! Bet they have the cleanest floors in the county.

  12. fkaWaldenPond June 27, 2016 / 11:20 pm

    Spaghetti-oooohhhhssss

    *ya, I know corny and silly; don’t worry, shutting it down and going to bed*

    • Murray C. June 27, 2016 / 11:26 pm

      Uh, ohhhhhhh!?

      • Faye June 27, 2016 / 11:39 pm

        Yes.

  13. Kar June 28, 2016 / 12:37 am

    It may be the perspective but that thing in the cage to the left looks EVEN BIGGER. And it’s on four legs

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