They’re Onto Me

  1. OROLOGI CARTIER SANTOS CRONOGRAFOJuly 1, 2016 / 4:56 pm

    Hehe, maybe we should use the contents of their spam emails to stop the spam emails from coming?
    orologi Cartier Santos cronografo

    • NOT THAT MIKE THE OTHER MIKEJuly 2, 2016 / 12:26 pm

      What? Where did you get that idea? It had never even occurred to me to do such a thing! I have the deepest respect for members of the Automated-American community. Some of my best friends are spambots. Honestly, I have no idea how you could have gotten any impression to the contrary.
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9 thoughts on “They’re Onto Me

  1. dubravkamcvmd July 2, 2016 / 1:52 pm

    If I ever need an alias I think I’ll use Tiffany Mentos.

    • Murray C. July 2, 2016 / 2:19 pm

      A very high end mint, am I correct?

      • allein July 2, 2016 / 4:44 pm

        You can get mints in “Tiffany Blue”!

        https://www.bulkcandystore.com/blue-gourmet-mints.html

        My friend’s niece’s sweet sixteen had a candy theme and everything was in that shade of blue. Not sure where they got the candies but everything was either blue or in blue wrappers (M&Ms, Peppermint Patties, etc.). They all matched the birthday girl’s dress.

  2. debg July 2, 2016 / 3:37 pm

    Automated-Americans are people too!

    • allein July 2, 2016 / 4:45 pm

      I snort-laffed at that one.

  3. Faye July 3, 2016 / 12:27 am

    Mr. Chronographic. Sounds kink of dirty.

    • Duckie July 3, 2016 / 11:14 pm

      Mr. Chronographic is a decent, church-going, tax-paying citizen. And he wishes you would stop mistaking him for his doppelgänger cousin, Mr. Pornographic. And autocorrect does not recognize “pornographic”. Interesting…

    • Faye July 3, 2016 / 11:59 pm

      Lol. Auto correct mad a Freudian slip.

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