By the next morning, my companions had all changed. They were “pod people” now, and as they escorted me into the greenhouse, there was an icy calm in their eyes. “This will be your new body,” one said, “and soon you will be one of us.”
I looked at my doppelgänger. It looked exactly like me, except for those same unearthly eyes. And the fur was kind of lighter, a couple of shades, close enough I supposed. The legs were a bit too stumpy, and what the hell is the deal with those ears! They look like two slices of roast turkey! Seriously, you things can travel across space, but you can’t make a decent pair of ears? Jeez.
Worst. Takeover. Ever, Murray C. (Via Daily Bunny.)