Little Green Mutt

“Hello, is this Groom LakeΒ Puppy Farm? It’s about the dog we adopted a few months ago. The problem? Well, to start with, the green fur that you insisted was just a temporary skin condition hasn’t gone away yet. And his eyes don’t look normal. And lately he just sits the back yard all night staring at the sky, like he’s looking for something. But the weirdest thing is, last night he howledΒ and it sounded like Prepare your souls for Argroth, the world-eater! Should we be concerned about this?”


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32 thoughts on “Little Green Mutt

  1. allein July 13, 2016 / 9:52 am

    It is a good thing my coworker is in Portugal and I am all alone in my aisle.

    • Mariana July 13, 2016 / 3:27 pm

      In Portugal? Really? On business or vacation?

      • allein July 13, 2016 / 3:44 pm

        Vacation; her family is there (she’s from Barcelos). Her first time back in seven years. (Which means three weeks of having my aisle all to myself…actually two weeks and two days, since I’m off most of the last week of July myself).

  2. Faye July 13, 2016 / 9:57 am

    I’m getting my towel! I Won’t Panic! But I’m outta here! Grabs pocketbook and cat!

    Hilarious pic!

    • allein July 13, 2016 / 10:11 am

      42 thumbs up! πŸ˜‰

  3. Gigi the cat lady July 13, 2016 / 10:01 am

    They should call the men in black or an exorcist or maybe the Muppet show!

    • allein July 13, 2016 / 10:27 am


    • ^oo^ July 13, 2016 / 12:32 pm

      It’s not easy being green.

    • Faye July 13, 2016 / 2:01 pm

      At least!

  4. Gigi_the cat lady July 13, 2016 / 11:16 am

    Groom Lake puppy farm I just got it! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€
    I blame old age and the heat.

    P.S. is the puppy called Paul by any chance?

  5. AJ July 13, 2016 / 11:34 am

    Ok, I’ll admit – don’t get the reference to Groom Lake Puppy Farm. But anyways I really think what the poor doggy is saying is:


    • allein July 13, 2016 / 11:38 am

      I’ll admit, I had to google it, and didn’t think to do so until I saw Gigi’s comment.

      Per the all-knowing Wikipedia: Groom Lake is a salt flat in Nevada used for runways of the Nellis Bombing Range Test Site airport (KXTA). It is located immediately north of the Area 51 USAF installation.

      Edit: Mike posted while I was googling, apparently.

      • AJ July 13, 2016 / 11:47 am

        Oh okay, that explains a lot then. I was thinking more along the lines of Peanuts and the Daisy Hill puppy farm.

        • allein July 13, 2016 / 1:33 pm

          I blame work. They expect me to do work! Can you believe that?

          • 6rabbits July 13, 2016 / 3:11 pm

            😝 I can never do well googling at work cos most things are blocked (school). Very frustrating. But I’d still be slower than NTMTOM!

    • Gigi the cat lady July 13, 2016 / 11:57 am

      And as for the Paul reference, it’s the title of a funny movie where 2 English nerds meet an alien naned Paul mear Area 51

      • Laura July 13, 2016 / 3:03 pm

        Any idea what the title of this movie might be? Sounds like my cup of tea!

        • Laura July 13, 2016 / 3:09 pm

          Of course I missed the edit window. But I googled “movie where 2 English nerds meet an alien named Paul near Area 51” and lo and behold, discovered that the movie is, quite originally, named “Paul.” And it does look funny!

      • jerzowa July 13, 2016 / 5:15 pm

        That sounds fun, Gigi, I will watch “Paul” this weekend! πŸ™‚

        • Gigi_the cat lady July 13, 2016 / 5:40 pm

          If you like their kind of very British humor, check out the other movies Simon Peeg and Nick Frost made, Shaun of the dead, Hot Fuzz and World’s End although they are all a little more violent than Paul but nothing hardcore

          • jerzowa July 13, 2016 / 6:06 pm

            Oh, I LOVE British humor (humour), the more British, the better! πŸ™‚ Thanks for the suggestions!

  6. Doug July 13, 2016 / 2:10 pm

    You know that monster under your bed when you where a kid ..
    Here’s proof for your mom and dad.

    See .. I’M NOT CRAZY !!

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