The Cat Sat Like That

Wahwah, WA —ย ย The recipient of the world’s first successful feline-to-human total species transplant spoke to reporters today for the first time after the procedure. “It’s been an adjustment,” said Lucretia Blapp. “I still find myself slipping into human habits, like when I sit down. But I’ve always felt I was a cat, and the operation will let me be the person I was meant to be. No wait, ‘cat,’ I meant to say.”

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32 thoughts on “The Cat Sat Like That

  1. allein July 13, 2016 / 1:36 pm

    So ladylike.

  2. dubravkamcvmd July 13, 2016 / 2:04 pm

    Gorgeous. Her eye makeup is perfect

    • Faye July 13, 2016 / 8:17 pm

      All my cats got up very early to put on their eye makeup. I was never able to catch them in the act. Sly creatures.

  3. Doug July 13, 2016 / 2:05 pm

    She is trying out for the remake of Goldfinger as Kitty Galore MMmeeoww

  4. Gigi_the cat lady July 13, 2016 / 2:06 pm

    Miss Meowners says, proper young kitties should always cross their legs at the ankles!

    • dubravkamcvmd July 13, 2016 / 2:09 pm

      Miss Meowners! Good one!

    • Em July 13, 2016 / 7:00 pm

      Happy Birthday Gigi! Hope you’re having a good day, and that the whole year treats you well!

      • Gigi_the cat lady July 13, 2016 / 9:49 pm

        Thank you EM, I had to work all day but my husband treated me to a nice restaurant diner so all’s feel that end well.

        • Murray C. July 14, 2016 / 12:21 pm

          Happy to hear it!

  5. Laura July 13, 2016 / 2:58 pm

    The discreet tip of the tail showing is an added bonus for this lovely feline, and the lovely floral background is totally charming. Next on her list: learning to curtsy to the Queen!

    • Alice Shortcake July 14, 2016 / 5:51 am

      She needs a string of pearls and a cameo brooch to complete the look!

  6. jerzowa July 13, 2016 / 3:53 pm

    But cats ARE persons, aren’t they?

    • dubravkamcvmd July 13, 2016 / 4:09 pm

      Very good point.

    • Kar July 13, 2016 / 8:40 pm

      My cat would be so insulted if you told them that.

  7. April July 13, 2016 / 4:13 pm

    Wow! Lookit those gams!๐Ÿ˜ป

  8. Phred's Mom July 13, 2016 / 4:31 pm

    Forgive me, but shouldn’t her new name be Catlynn?
    *slinks away quickly, dodging hairballs*

    • allein July 13, 2016 / 4:33 pm

      ๐Ÿ˜›

      You win this thread.

    • Faye July 13, 2016 / 8:14 pm

      Purrfect.

  9. Murray C. July 13, 2016 / 5:43 pm

    Crap, I don’t get it!!!!๐Ÿ˜ฉ

    • belphebe July 13, 2016 / 6:20 pm

      Maybe it’s supposed to say “human-to-feline” transplant not “feline-to-human”? That would make more sense for a cat sitting like a person: she used to be a person!

      Cute picture of a lovely lady.

      • Murray C. July 13, 2016 / 6:25 pm

        Yes, I thought that – and I just realized the joke was about what’s ‘is (‘er?) name Jenner. I’m so slow.

        • Faye July 13, 2016 / 8:12 pm

          Somewhere there’s a person sitting like a cat. Allein?

          • allein ๐ŸŒผ July 13, 2016 / 8:27 pm

            Not me. I’m not that flexible.

            Also I hate getting fur in my mouth.

            • Faye July 13, 2016 / 11:09 pm

              Lol? Nooo. I meant maybe you could find a picture of a person sitting like a cat. Omgosh not you personally!

              • allein July 14, 2016 / 7:12 am

                I found surprisingly little. Lots of cats sitting like people, though. I did find this, however, and thought maybe this left kitty and the burrito Doxie from yesterday should meet…

                • Murray C. July 14, 2016 / 4:12 pm

                  Privacy bits all in order, I see. Very good โ˜‘๏ธ

  10. BB/VA July 13, 2016 / 6:08 pm

    Wahwah, WA? So tell me, is the mayor a chihuahua?

    • Faye July 13, 2016 / 8:11 pm

      Of course.

      • BB/VA July 13, 2016 / 10:19 pm

        I would so like to go there!

  11. Duckie July 15, 2016 / 12:03 am

    “Hurry up and finish cleaning my litter box; I have to pee!”

    • dubravkamcvmd July 15, 2016 / 5:26 am

      Yes! My Minkette would wait impatiently outside the bathroom if I was in there when she needed to use the litter box, giving me the evil eye. She required privacy to use the litter box.

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