And thus did King Arthur and his knights emerge from the Forest of Extreme Peril into a clearing, and there they came upon Dog. And Arthur spake unto Dog, saying “Who’s a good boy? Who’s a good boy? Is it you? Is it you?” And Dog answered them not, except to say “Woof.” And verily did they know; He was not merely a good boy, he was The Bestest Boy in the Whole Wide World. It was him. It was him.