Shoplifters Will Be Filleted

“Welcome to my shop! I carry only the rarest, most exquisite items of gold, jade and china, which I invite you to examine at your leisure. Before you begin, I’d like to introduce you to my loss prevention team, Mr. Slice and Mr. Dice.”

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Dans la famille Ninja je vous présente le père qui tient un salon de thé à Iga, la fille Nin-chat rouge et le fils Nin-chat bleu. Quand ce monsieur a vu mon appareil photo, il a décidé de m'habiller ses chats en Ninja... Voilà le résultat 😺:sc, by Voyages etc..., licensed under CC BY 2.0

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14 thoughts on “Shoplifters Will Be Filleted

  1. allein July 15, 2016 / 9:02 am

    You break it, you bought* it!

    (*the farm, that is)

    • Murray C. July 15, 2016 / 1:58 pm

      😳

  2. Faye July 15, 2016 / 9:16 am

    I’m afraid to ask about his return policy let alone the reshelving fee!

    • allein July 15, 2016 / 9:21 am

      Here’s your return policy:

      • Faye July 15, 2016 / 10:34 am

        Ok then. Got it. I’ll just regift it. Here stranger, take it off my hands, now! I don’t even remember where I bought it or what it is. Puts package down and runs. Nope not returning that! Who me?

  3. Gigi_the cat lady July 15, 2016 / 9:36 am

    The story in French says that when the proprietor of a tea shop saw the lady had a camera he decided to dress his cats as ninjas for her, the boy in blue and the girl in red. She makes a pun calling them nin-chat, it rimes with ninja, chat being the French word for cat.

    • Phred's Mom July 15, 2016 / 9:38 am

      Clever.

    • allein July 15, 2016 / 9:40 am

      Too cute! Thanks for that! I don’t remember enough from 7th grade French to read that.

    • Faye July 15, 2016 / 10:36 am

      Good senses of humor. Well, for the humans. Cats do not look amused.

      • 6rabbits July 15, 2016 / 5:17 pm

        Are cats ever _really_ amused? (Not kittens–they are easily amused. Seems like cats either aren’t or are only _pretending_ to be amused, with fatal consequences.)

  4. murkle46 July 15, 2016 / 10:44 am

    Cats?Are there cats in the picture?
    Must be some very stealthy ninja-kitties!I dont see anything but the man pointing his finger.

  5. JenDeyan July 15, 2016 / 11:02 am

    Ninja cats. Warriors too fearsome to release into the world.

  6. Duckie July 15, 2016 / 11:32 am

    Shoplifters will be filleted. Survivors will be prosecuted.

    • 6rabbits July 15, 2016 / 5:18 pm

      HA!!

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