Shoplifters Will Be Filleted

“Welcome to my shop! I carry only the rarest, most exquisite items of gold, jade and china, which I invite you to examine at your leisure. Before you begin, I’d like to introduce you to my loss prevention team, Mr. Slice and Mr. Dice.”


Dans la famille Ninja je vous présente le père qui tient un salon de thé à Iga, la fille Nin-chat rouge et le fils Nin-chat bleu. Quand ce monsieur a vu mon appareil photo, il a décidé de m'habiller ses chats en Ninja... Voilà le résultat 😺:sc, by Voyages etc..., licensed under CC BY 2.0

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14 thoughts on “Shoplifters Will Be Filleted

  1. allein July 15, 2016 / 9:02 am

    You break it, you bought* it!

    (*the farm, that is)

    • Murray C. July 15, 2016 / 1:58 pm


  2. Faye July 15, 2016 / 9:16 am

    I’m afraid to ask about his return policy let alone the reshelving fee!

    • allein July 15, 2016 / 9:21 am

      Here’s your return policy:

      • Faye July 15, 2016 / 10:34 am

        Ok then. Got it. I’ll just regift it. Here stranger, take it off my hands, now! I don’t even remember where I bought it or what it is. Puts package down and runs. Nope not returning that! Who me?

  3. Gigi_the cat lady July 15, 2016 / 9:36 am

    The story in French says that when the proprietor of a tea shop saw the lady had a camera he decided to dress his cats as ninjas for her, the boy in blue and the girl in red. She makes a pun calling them nin-chat, it rimes with ninja, chat being the French word for cat.

    • Phred's Mom July 15, 2016 / 9:38 am


    • allein July 15, 2016 / 9:40 am

      Too cute! Thanks for that! I don’t remember enough from 7th grade French to read that.

    • Faye July 15, 2016 / 10:36 am

      Good senses of humor. Well, for the humans. Cats do not look amused.

      • 6rabbits July 15, 2016 / 5:17 pm

        Are cats ever _really_ amused? (Not kittens–they are easily amused. Seems like cats either aren’t or are only _pretending_ to be amused, with fatal consequences.)

  4. murkle46 July 15, 2016 / 10:44 am

    Cats?Are there cats in the picture?
    Must be some very stealthy ninja-kitties!I dont see anything but the man pointing his finger.

  5. JenDeyan July 15, 2016 / 11:02 am

    Ninja cats. Warriors too fearsome to release into the world.

  6. Duckie July 15, 2016 / 11:32 am

    Shoplifters will be filleted. Survivors will be prosecuted.

    • 6rabbits July 15, 2016 / 5:18 pm


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