Jumbo Box O’Trouble

Congratulations! You are the new owner of Eldritch Labs 100%Β Pure Unspeakable Evil! When properly cared for, your Evil will give you a lifetime of satisfying terror. Caution: Cardboard cannot contain Evil. Always return your Evil to its special Evil-proof container when not in use to prevent escape.

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39 thoughts on “Jumbo Box O’Trouble

  1. margaret August 4, 2016 / 12:54 pm

    Holy Jeezus! Be sure you have your tetanus shot and your health insurance up to date!

  2. Elizabeth August 4, 2016 / 1:25 pm

    That’s interesting. Has anyone ever noticed that The Circle never chews his boxes? I guess he’s more a lover (of cardboard) than a biter. This guy is ferocious.

    • beemoused August 4, 2016 / 3:04 pm

      Maru loves his boxes far too much to destroy them! It’s hard to squash yourself into shreds.

  3. Murray C. August 4, 2016 / 1:35 pm

    That damage is more like what a rabbit does to a box – or anything else, like skirting boards and fabric and furniture and vinyl flooring…..

    • Phred's Mom August 4, 2016 / 2:39 pm

      . . .and electric cords, and fingers, and . .

      • 6rabbits August 4, 2016 / 6:49 pm

        Electrical cords!! Bunnies must have some special insulation cos Theo has bitten thru LIVE cords. My dad, who fixes my cords?, is amazed he’s not dead! Theo is a MASTER at tearing up/thru boxes. And since I moved to a condo with carpet he’s become addicted to plucking up pieces out of the backing. Its a good thing I love him!??

        • 6rabbits August 4, 2016 / 7:20 pm

          Can’t post pic of Theo. ? All too large.

            • 6rabbits August 4, 2016 / 8:33 pm

              Thanks so much, NTMTOM?

              • Smartypants August 4, 2016 / 8:50 pm

                Oh, he’s adorable! And he looks very determined – he does what he pleases! πŸ˜€

                • 6rabbits August 4, 2016 / 10:02 pm

                  Determined is his middle name!!?

            • Murray C. August 4, 2016 / 8:40 pm

              Oooooh, such a sweetie. He looks extra soft.
              I remember once we had our tax guy come to our house – before laptops were cordless – and our rabbit Edward just periscoped and bit through his computer cord. End of meeting! It’s amazing that they manage not to complete the circuit when they do these things. I guess that isn’t always the case, sadly. It’s why bunny proofing is so important.

              • 6rabbits August 4, 2016 / 10:16 pm

                I bunny proof up the wazoo!! He is incredibly creative…and lucky, so to speak.? The last cord incident was before I left the house, I unknowingly knocked the fan cord off of the hook that keeps it out of his reach. When I came home and let him out it wasn’t 2 minutes before he’d found my mistake, chomped through the cord, and the fuse in the cord blew. That fuse probably saved his life.

                Some breeds are chewers and some aren’t, in my experience. Lops tend to be chewers of _something_. My American Chinchilla, 2 dwarfs, 2 lop mixes, and lionhead never chewed anything! 2 Mini Lops and 2 Holland Lops–it was their calling!?????

            • Faye August 4, 2016 / 10:31 pm

              Handsome Rabbitsyy.

            • Gigi the cat lady August 5, 2016 / 1:35 pm

              Theo looks very disapproving of being photographed πŸ™‚

              • 6rabbits August 6, 2016 / 12:59 pm

                He wanted to go out the screen door and I was not being an obedient slave!

    • kodalai August 4, 2016 / 4:55 pm

      Believe you me, I have a cat who can demolish boxes as good as any rabbit! πŸ˜‰

    • sugitomo August 5, 2016 / 7:10 pm

      A roommate’s bunny in college ate some of our dorm room rug. :/ (and wires, and letters, etc..)

  4. allein ? August 4, 2016 / 1:52 pm

    It’s good that they included the “keep box dry” umbrella symbol for this one. Can you imagine what he’d do if you got him wet?

    • beemoused August 4, 2016 / 3:05 pm

      Terrifying!

    • Amy August 4, 2016 / 6:06 pm

      Like a Gremlin, he would multiply. Just don’t feed them after midnight.

    • Faye August 4, 2016 / 10:32 pm

      I noticed the this side up symbol. I think the up opened the gates of h*ll.

  5. Birdcage August 4, 2016 / 2:53 pm

    Interesting – some of you see ferociousness, but I see jazz hands and Nathan Lane saying “TA DAH!!!!!”

  6. JenDeyan August 4, 2016 / 3:14 pm

    You know, I’d been thinking lately that I didn’t have enough terror in my life. I suppose I should order up a box ‘o Evil right away.

    • fkaWaldenPond August 4, 2016 / 9:27 pm

      πŸ˜€

  7. murkle46 August 4, 2016 / 3:14 pm

    The cats alive.
    Suck it,Schrodinger

    • benvolio August 4, 2016 / 10:04 pm

      πŸ˜€

    • allein ? August 4, 2016 / 10:21 pm

      • Faye August 4, 2016 / 10:28 pm

        Ok. That satisfied my craving for Schrodinger jokes. On to the next physicist. Any Einstein jokes Allein?

        • allein ? August 4, 2016 / 10:38 pm

        • allein ? August 4, 2016 / 10:39 pm

    • Murray C. August 4, 2016 / 10:45 pm

      Hee, hee.

  8. Gigi the cat lady August 4, 2016 / 3:47 pm

    Heeere’s kitty!

  9. liloaktree August 4, 2016 / 4:03 pm

    what pretty pretty teefers

  10. 6rabbits August 4, 2016 / 6:52 pm

    Send him back!! *dons thickest, longest, worker gloves*

  11. Faye August 4, 2016 / 10:34 pm

    Ferocious kitty says: Hatch cha cha in Jimmy Durante voice.

    Omg I’m so old!!

    • Murray C. August 4, 2016 / 10:57 pm

      And speaking of Jimmy Durante, and you, Faye, being a Librarian, do you remember this one? Jimmy D. doing “I’ll Never Forget the Day I Read a Book”




  12. fkaWaldenPond August 4, 2016 / 10:47 pm

    Peeps, all of yous are very funny. πŸ˜€

  13. sugitomo August 5, 2016 / 7:11 pm

    I love his face and his fangs! πŸ˜€

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