The Parable of Ham

“And I say untoย ye, my brothers and sisters, when ye spin in the wheel of Life, spin not in a counter-clockwise direction, for it is an abomination unto The Hand! Only through a life of righteous clockwise scampering and frolic may we please The Hand and make ourselves worthy to receive its bounteous gifts of sunflower seeds and the occasional grape!”

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“(Don’t ask me how I know about the wheel thing, it’s more of a hunch.)”

Via Imgur.

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20 thoughts on “The Parable of Ham

  1. Murray C. August 15, 2016 / 9:48 am

    He’s not being, you know, sarcastic or anything, is he??? (what an incredibly well-timed picture)

  2. allein ๐Ÿพ August 15, 2016 / 10:10 am

    Can I join their cult? It’s gotta be better than the Monday I’m having..

  3. JenDeyan August 15, 2016 / 10:40 am

    It is so dangerous to browse this page at work. *holds in chortles*

    • allein ๐Ÿพ August 15, 2016 / 11:03 am

      But sometimes it’s what gets you through the day..

  4. Faye August 15, 2016 / 11:31 am

    Parable Of Ham. Doesn’t sound kosher to me.
    Ham. Kosher. Get it? Sigh. That’s all I got.

    • allein ๐Ÿพ August 15, 2016 / 11:36 am

      Not Ken Ham, I hope…

      • Faye August 15, 2016 / 4:33 pm

        I had to google him. Oy!

    • Phred's Mom August 15, 2016 / 12:21 pm

      Definitely treyf. But certainly cute

    • Smartypants August 15, 2016 / 2:55 pm

      LOL – remembering my days as a diligent Sunday School pupil, I recall there actually was a fellow named Ham in the Bible. Old Testament, I think. But I forget what he did that was notable.

      • allein ๐Ÿพ August 15, 2016 / 4:00 pm

        Ham was one of Noah’s sons. He gets cursed because he saw passed-out-drunk Noah naked.

        • Murray C. August 15, 2016 / 4:32 pm

          Now isn’t that a turnip for the books – why should he get cursed when it was Noah in a compromising position?????

          • allein ๐Ÿพ August 15, 2016 / 4:39 pm

            Because our god is an awesome god?

            (Terrible Christian pop song reference.)

            • Murray C. August 15, 2016 / 4:59 pm

              Then it must be true.

    • Murray C. August 15, 2016 / 4:30 pm

      ๐Ÿ˜

  5. Gigi the cat lady August 15, 2016 / 11:37 am

    Well that makes as much sense than any of the speech that were heard recently, in fact I think it makes more sense!

  6. Alice Shortcake August 15, 2016 / 5:35 pm

    Elmer Pantry!

    • allein ๐Ÿพ August 15, 2016 / 6:36 pm

      • Murray C. August 15, 2016 / 8:02 pm

        Gaack! I love that face! Funny little kitten.

    • Faye August 16, 2016 / 5:54 am

      Oh gosh that is a deep reference.

  7. 6rabbits August 15, 2016 / 7:16 pm

    Much grinning here!๐Ÿ˜†

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