I’m Not Koalafied for This

“Camera one, getย a wide shotย on the jugglers… Camera two, give meย some crowd reaction… Camera three, you’re out of focus… Camera one, pan slowly across the tap-dancing ostriches… Stand by, camera four… Camera three, tilt up a little, you’re giving me sidewalk and sneakers…ย Camera four, pull back so we see the pontiff actually on the unicycle… Camera three, why am I seeing a vending machine? Pan left! Stand by, camera two… Camera three, stop shooting that girl picking her nose! Do you have any idea what you’re doing?

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(No, but I’m in the union, so deal with it.)

Via Imgur.

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27 thoughts on “I’m Not Koalafied for This

  1. Murray C. September 6, 2016 / 8:57 am

    Quit tryin’ to bamboo-zle us, Mike!!!

    • allein ๐Ÿพ September 6, 2016 / 9:48 am

      Trying to come up with a eucalyptus joke…failing…

      • fkaWaldenPond September 6, 2016 / 9:50 am

        Ha! I was trying to as well and well, I can barely come up with my name right now.

        • allein ๐Ÿพ September 6, 2016 / 9:53 am

          I’ve been at work for almost two hours and I’m just now finally getting to eat breakfast.

      • Murray C. September 6, 2016 / 9:52 am

        Oops, that’s what they eat; pandas eat bamboo. I blush๐Ÿ˜ณ “You clipped us” – how to make that work…..

        • 6rabbits September 7, 2016 / 7:16 am

          That’s okay–it was funny anyway!

          • 6rabbits September 7, 2016 / 7:18 am

            Hey! What happened to the “subscribe to this post” button?

    • Duckie ๐Ÿฅ September 6, 2016 / 12:10 pm

      Hey, Murray, how’s it going?

      • Murray C. September 6, 2016 / 12:46 pm

        Pretty well, Duckie. I wrote on another post that I may have accidentally deleted an email from you๐Ÿ™„ – I couldn’t find the one you referred to.

  2. debg September 6, 2016 / 9:58 am

    Mike, your headline is extraordinary. I so needed a big belly laugh this morning, and as always, you delivered.

  3. Gigi the cat lady September 6, 2016 / 10:08 am

    This little guy belongs in front not behind the camera!

  4. AJ September 6, 2016 / 11:52 am

    Tap dancing ostriches, the Pope on a unicycle, and a koala running the camera?? I want to be at that party!!!!! Would be more fun than being at work today, ugh.

  5. allein ๐Ÿพ September 6, 2016 / 12:05 pm

    Pope Chihuahua does not ride a unicycle. He rides in a bullet-proof Fisher-Price car.

    • debg September 6, 2016 / 12:05 pm

      Allein, you’ve outdone yourself here.

      • allein ๐Ÿพ September 6, 2016 / 12:16 pm

        I might consider Catholicism if the pope was a Chihuahua.

        • Gigi the cat lady September 6, 2016 / 1:46 pm

          Pope Chihuahua might have a bone to pick with you about that. LOL!!!!

          • allein ๐Ÿพ September 6, 2016 / 2:10 pm

            Dogholicism, then?

            • Ricky's Mom September 6, 2016 / 5:26 pm

              Dogma. Not as strong as Karma.

              • allein ๐Ÿพ September 6, 2016 / 7:12 pm

                My karma ran over my dogma.

    • AJ September 6, 2016 / 12:38 pm

      Snerk! I almost lost it at this one, it’s too funny.

    • Murray C. September 6, 2016 / 12:50 pm

      ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ…๐ŸŽฏ๐ŸŽฐโšก๏ธ๐Ÿ€

      • Phred's Mom September 6, 2016 / 1:03 pm

        Glad you’re back, Murray.

        • Murray C. September 6, 2016 / 1:58 pm

          ๐Ÿ˜š thanks, me, too. Even tho’ I have to hunt and peck on my iPad I’m getting faster at it!

        • 6rabbits September 7, 2016 / 7:14 am

          Ditto!

  6. Faye September 6, 2016 / 2:06 pm

    Pope Chihuahua. My kind of religion.

  7. Ffleur September 6, 2016 / 5:00 pm

    Most excellent commentagery Mike. Your imagination is a funny, quirky, slightly scary but funny! place. And that koala’s rounded fuzzy belly is just too adorable!

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