Is Your Cat Actually Satan?

Although most cats are at least slightly evil, a select few are actually the Prince of Darkness himself. Measure the diabolic nature of your cat by looking for these telltale signs:

  • Unlike normal cats, only shows aversion to holy water;
  • Hairballs melt through floors;
  • Plays the accordion;
  • Agrees to cuddle only if you surrender your immortal soul;
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Put me down or it’s the Ninth Circle for you, buddy!

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46 thoughts on “Is Your Cat Actually Satan?

  1. Gigi the cat lady September 6, 2016 / 3:05 pm

    Plays the accordion ?! Ginger Ale hurt when it’s coming out of your nose!

    • Murray C. September 6, 2016 / 9:32 pm

      Me, too! Brilliant comic.

  2. Doug September 6, 2016 / 3:08 pm

    Most cats have one thing in common …

    They are making plans to take over the world

    • allein 🐾 September 6, 2016 / 3:39 pm

      Does that mean he ate Pinky and the Brain?

      • Elaine C Williamson September 6, 2016 / 6:17 pm

        Perhaps The Brain. Or Danger Mouse. Or The Brain and Danger Mouse. But this looks like he might be a little too young for hunting.

        • Laura September 6, 2016 / 7:12 pm

          You’re never too young to hunt for immortal souls. 🙂

          • 6rabbits September 7, 2016 / 7:24 am

            Snerk!

        • allein 🐾 September 6, 2016 / 7:16 pm

          Sorry, had to.

          • 6rabbits September 7, 2016 / 7:25 am

            I would let her/him! Too cute!

          • Mich Patt September 7, 2016 / 11:28 am

            Oh how adorbs!

            *in sing song voice* “One is a genius, the other’s insaaaaannneeee!”

  3. D B September 6, 2016 / 3:43 pm

    Okay, I read the headline as “Is Your Cat Actually Stan?” (As opposed to what, then?)

    This kitten is a cute little devil, tho….

    • Doug September 7, 2016 / 7:39 am

      Did someone say … Stan ?

      • Mich Patt September 7, 2016 / 11:29 am

        LOL!

  4. Faye September 6, 2016 / 3:49 pm

    My cat Dorothy took my soul and knows it. At least this little morsel gave fair warning.

    • SAA1451 September 6, 2016 / 10:08 pm

      The requirement to hand over your soul is pretty standard in a Kitty Kontract, along with “You must jump to serve my every whim or suffer my wrath” and “If I am awake at 3am, you will be too”

      • 6rabbits September 7, 2016 / 7:27 am

        The Bunny Contract is similarly explicit!

  5. Julie September 6, 2016 / 4:03 pm

    “…only shows aversion to holy water…”

    This is too much!

    Thank you for the funny! It came at a really good time for me.

  6. Elaine C Williamson September 6, 2016 / 4:20 pm

    I just LOVE those ears!

    • 6rabbits September 7, 2016 / 7:27 am

      Me too!😄

  7. Jan September 6, 2016 / 4:29 pm

    So I took Lily’s hind feet markings to be a heart, but maybe they’re Satan’s Check Mark! (You know, like those little ‘quality checked by Hildegarde’ notes you find in new clothes and things.)

    I could be in serious trouble here…

    • debg September 6, 2016 / 4:32 pm

      Jan, kittens steal our souls routinely. Watch for signs that you’ve become possessed. And stay on your guard.

      • Jan September 6, 2016 / 4:51 pm

        Given how spoiled she is already, I’m pretty sure she’s already taken it… sigh.

      • Diane in Los Angeles September 7, 2016 / 2:05 am

        My boys stole my soul when they fit into each hand, when their fiendish daytime behavior threatens my complacence with this state of affairs, they get all cute and snuggly again and I forget all about the missing soul.

    • Tara September 7, 2016 / 12:04 am

      Jan – you can keep posting those feets. Ugh! so cute! 🙂

  8. Julie September 6, 2016 / 4:38 pm

    Hey Mike – I have this site bookmarked on my bookmark bar, but it is not preceded by a small representative icon.

    Is it just me? Could you make an icon for the site? a rainbow “C”, perhaps?

    • allein 🐾 September 6, 2016 / 4:45 pm

      Not just you. I hadn’t noticed because my bookmark is still NTMTOM with the red icon. I subscribed to email notifications for new posts so I rarely use the bookmark. We definitely need a cute icon.

      • Gigi the cat lady September 6, 2016 / 5:39 pm

        Yes please, I used to love seeing the NTMTOM icon in my bookmark.

  9. Duckie 🐥 September 6, 2016 / 6:33 pm

    Awwwwww! It’s Baby Basement Cat!

  10. Flowerfanatic September 6, 2016 / 6:49 pm

    This little one looks like an American Curl baby!! Their ears curl toward the center of their heads unlike Scottish Folds whose ears curl down around the sides of their heads. Look on YouTube for American Curl and you’ll see what I’m talking about. I tried putting a picture here but it doesn’t work.

    • Gigi the cat lady September 6, 2016 / 7:13 pm

      Here you go, two American curl cats

      • Elaine C Williamson September 6, 2016 / 9:33 pm

        What beautiful cats.

      • Julie September 7, 2016 / 4:31 pm

        I actually did a sharp intake of my breath upon seeing these cute little cats!!

        The cuteness was actually momentarily physically overwhelming!

  11. margaret September 6, 2016 / 6:53 pm

    Reminds me of Dana Carvey on SNL

    • Gigi the cat lady September 6, 2016 / 7:14 pm

      😂😂 Love the Church lady!!

      • Murray C. September 6, 2016 / 9:30 pm

        Me, too! Brilliant comic.

      • 6rabbits September 7, 2016 / 7:34 am

        Me too! “Could it be…SATAN!?” became a constant remark uttered by my bro, sis and me! Mom was not much amused, but SNL was one show my dad would have belly laughs during.😆

    • sugitomo September 6, 2016 / 11:34 pm

      LOL, I kept hearing the Church Lady as I read this post too!

  12. Julie September 6, 2016 / 9:20 pm

    This is a test.

    • Haha September 6, 2016 / 11:22 pm

      In the event of a true emergency, you will be notified. This is only a test.
      😉

  13. Haha September 6, 2016 / 11:27 pm

    Makes me think of Toothless. What a sweetie.
    ?v2

    • Faye September 7, 2016 / 2:40 am

      Perfect.

    • 6rabbits September 7, 2016 / 7:35 am

      I LOVE Toothless! 😍

      • allein 🐾 September 7, 2016 / 2:13 pm

        I have Toothless. He sits atop my microwave and guards my kitchen.

  14. JenDeyan September 6, 2016 / 11:49 pm

    My immortal soul is SO in trouble.

  15. Faye September 7, 2016 / 2:42 am

    I didn’t even know there was a breed of cat with flipped back ears. What will they think of next?

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