Tonight on Bad Idea Theatre

Under the hot morning sun as it rises over the Serengeti, the fierce lioness searches for prey. Driven by duty to her pride and her offspring, her keen eyes comb the scrub brush for miles, trained by experience to spot even the most fleeting sign of life. At last, she sees a trio of ostrich gathered around a small pool. Though the great birds are fast, her legs are swift and sure, and the unusual gravity of the Serengeti gives her the advantage. But she must be wary; one slip and… well, let’s just say it’s a long way down to the horizon.

[suspenseful music intensifies, sad trombone standing by]
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7 thoughts on “Tonight on Bad Idea Theatre

  1. Smartypants September 12, 2016 / 9:07 am

    ….fortunately her cubs, wise beyond their years, lure her away from her prey by exclaiming “Moooom! He’s looking at me!” and “Am not!”

  2. Doug September 12, 2016 / 9:21 am

    Me thinks someone is about to do the unthinkable ..

    “HELP .. I’m fallen down, and the birds are laughing at me”

  3. Gigi the cat lady September 12, 2016 / 10:06 am

    This is why there are screens in all my windows!! Someone please grab that kitty!!!!!

  4. Duckie 🐥 September 12, 2016 / 11:18 am

    Someone’s been hitting the catnip awfully early, and I’m not sure it’s the cat…

  5. murkle46 September 12, 2016 / 12:43 pm

    luscious,juicy pigeons,mmmm.

  6. Ricky's Mom September 12, 2016 / 1:28 pm

    I’m a bit worried about kitty, but with the Patented NTMTOM-ness, it’s awfully funny.

  7. Kar September 12, 2016 / 6:13 pm

    Yeah, I’m very uncomfortable with this pic. I had a kitten slip past me out the window once and took three years off my life.

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