The Kit Kats Ate All the Kit Kats!

The kit-kats ate all the Kit-Kats, they devoured forty pounds
They ran like goofy goobers then they all collapsed in mounds.
“Oh Henry!” cries the owner’s wife, “Look what these smarties ate!”
But Henry, he just snickers, adding “Wait ’til after eight.”
“They’ll get wrigley in their tummies, and they’ll wake up seeing stars,
“Like they were in the Milky Way, in orbit around Mars”
Sure enough, the kitties woke up good and plenty sore,
But they all got hugs and kisses; now they won’t do that no more.

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Rest in Reese’s Pieces.

Via Imgur.

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45 thoughts on “The Kit Kats Ate All the Kit Kats!

  1. allein 🐾 September 20, 2016 / 11:00 am

    And I just refilled my can o’ kisses this morning! (Now it’s a mix of Halloween and Fourth of July themed wrappers from the last bag…and I think one lone dark chocolate kiss.)

    I count only four kitty heads but somehow it looks like there should be so many more…

  2. ffleur September 20, 2016 / 11:01 am

    Judging by the excruciating tidiness, inability to recognize any of the candy and zen of the cats, I’m going to guess Japan.

      • Amy September 20, 2016 / 2:03 pm

        We’re definitely getting the short end of the stick on kit kats and stores with cats….

        • 6rabbits September 20, 2016 / 10:34 pm

          We are getting rooked! I want Kit-Kats in unusual flavors! *starts writing signs to protest this unfair treatment while marching in front of nearest Kit-Kat factory*

      • ffleur September 20, 2016 / 3:14 pm

        Wasabi kit kat? Oh dear god.

        • Clairdelune September 20, 2016 / 4:08 pm

          Sounds blasphemous, doesn’t it?!?!?

      • LunaChickFringe September 20, 2016 / 4:41 pm

        We have friends temporarily working in Japan. They will be home in a few weeks. They will be bringing Kit Kats.

        • 6rabbits September 20, 2016 / 10:21 pm

          Will you share? Puh-leezzzz?

          • LunaChickFringe September 21, 2016 / 12:46 pm

            If they actually last the frenzy that I know will ensue, I definitely will!

      • Jlamusings September 20, 2016 / 9:28 pm

        But they also make sake flavored ones! I had the red bean ones. Not bad. I wish we had more limited edition candy in the u.s…..it’d be fun to taste test.

  3. Duckie 🐥 September 20, 2016 / 11:06 am

    I just checked, and there are no cat piles on my grocery store shelves. I must complain to the manager.

    • 6rabbits September 20, 2016 / 10:23 pm

      Wellll…I guess that would depend on your definition of the word “piles”.😉

  4. Ricky's Mom September 20, 2016 / 11:08 am

    Bravo NTMTOM!

  5. Luv Bunny September 20, 2016 / 11:09 am

    Bravo again, NTMTOM , I so enjoy your clever wit. Now you’ve made me hungry for some candy, that is not so good.

  6. Ricky's Mom September 20, 2016 / 11:23 am

    BTW, I don’t think that picture was taken in Japan. The writing on the candy wrappers looks very different from any Japanese characters that I’ve seen before. I thought it might be stylized Hebrew or Turkish, but I can’t find anything that confirms those guesses. Probably it’s something else entirely.

  7. allein 🐾 September 20, 2016 / 11:27 am

    Hey Mike, the Imgur link doesn’t work!

    Although the error page is pretty cute.

  8. debg September 20, 2016 / 12:02 pm

    I don’t look nearly so cute in my candy comas.

    • Clairdelune September 20, 2016 / 4:22 pm

      No one does, Debg. It’s the adorable kitty lips.

  9. AB September 20, 2016 / 12:28 pm

    Pbft! I think we’re all missing the obvious here. The pile of kitties too tired to resist snuggles? The enormous quantity of sweet goodies? Clearly, this is a photo of Heaven (the writing on the candy boxes being angelic runes). Had the photographer turned around, I have no doubt that he or she would have captured wombat-littered waterbeds, sugar gliders riding unicycles, and Alan Rickman reading the latest Charles Dickens novel.

    • Gigi the cat lady September 20, 2016 / 12:35 pm

      Well that IS my description of Heaven for sure!!

      • Clairdelune September 20, 2016 / 4:11 pm

        MINE TOO!! BETTER THAN HEAVEN — CANDY BARS AND SOFT KITTY HEADS AND EARS TO RUB…. TAKE ME THERE!!!

    • debg September 20, 2016 / 12:35 pm

      Wow, AB–you captured my idea of heaven perfectly.

    • debg September 20, 2016 / 12:41 pm

      Can Prince and David Bowie supply the music, please?

      • AB September 20, 2016 / 1:13 pm

        Of course! They’ll be collaborating with Mozart and Kurt Cobain, so it will be masterful indeed 🙂

        • Clairdelune September 20, 2016 / 4:18 pm

          I’ll take the Mozart; drop the rest, they would clash with Alan Rickman’s classy/heavenly voice and Dickens, they’re best suited to a reading of Jack Kerouac by Vin Diesel.

          • Madame X September 20, 2016 / 5:14 pm

            C’mon, ClairedeLune, they wouldn’t be playing as the inimitable Mr. Rickman regales us with the latest Dickens – they would provide the musical intermissions.

            I, for one, look forward to a collaboration between Richard Wagner, Jimi Hendrix and Phil Lynott.

            • Clairdelune September 21, 2016 / 2:42 pm

              “Richard Wagner, Jimi Hendrix and Phil Lynott.
              Blasphemy! 😮

    • Catwhisperer September 20, 2016 / 1:41 pm

      If you build it, we will come!

      • Haha September 21, 2016 / 9:16 am

    • 6rabbits September 20, 2016 / 10:24 pm

      😍

  10. Jeannine September 20, 2016 / 2:14 pm

    NTMTOM — You Really need to write a book. Preferably a children’s book for young and old kids.

  11. Jen8 September 20, 2016 / 3:04 pm

    Great poem need s’mores verses.

    • Jlamusings September 20, 2016 / 9:29 pm

      Heehee

  12. N. Fritz September 20, 2016 / 3:52 pm

    That was simply awesome, NTMTOM! Encore! Encore!

  13. Clairdelune September 20, 2016 / 4:26 pm

    Is it my impression, or these kitties do have unusually long back legs???

  14. Cindy September 20, 2016 / 8:17 pm

    Could be wrong, but the writing looks like it is Thai?

    • 6rabbits September 20, 2016 / 10:29 pm

      It’s hard to get a large-enough clear resolution to tell, but I agree it’s not Japanese. The 2 candies on the bottom right seem to support your Thai theory!

  15. ^oo^ September 20, 2016 / 10:54 pm

    That explains it.

    The cats are tie-Thai. zzzzzzzzzz

    • Faye September 20, 2016 / 11:49 pm

      😜

    • Gigi the cat lady September 21, 2016 / 4:41 am

      👏🏾 Bravo!

    • Cindy September 21, 2016 / 6:18 am

      *claps like a maniac*

    • Doug September 21, 2016 / 12:25 pm

      oooooo … Rimshot

      • ^oo^ September 21, 2016 / 11:01 pm

        Deep bow.

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