Can We Get You a Straw?

Behold the ferocious carnivorous canine. Even in its domesticated form, it remains an efficient killing machine, with flesh-rending fangs and jaws capable of 325 pounds of pressure per square inch. It is not, however, a very efficient slurping machine.

Poor thing’s gonna be here all day, Murray C.

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6 thoughts on “Can We Get You a Straw?

  1. dubravkamcvmd September 21, 2016 / 11:10 am

    Hey Mike! I haven’t gotten the last two posts by email! Is it me or you?

    • allein ? September 21, 2016 / 1:12 pm

      Me neither.

      And this video took a little bit to load. I snorted when it finally appeared!

  2. Gigi the cat lady September 21, 2016 / 11:51 am

    That milkshake is bigger than him!

  3. Duckie ? September 21, 2016 / 12:29 pm

    When I first saw the image, before I hit ‘play’, the drops on his moustache looked like teeth. I was actually a little worried about playing it.

  4. TrixAndSam September 21, 2016 / 11:36 pm

    Watching pups slurp up something good is riveting. Laser focus and not a care about it being all over their face.

  5. NathanF September 22, 2016 / 2:15 am

    Make sure you turn your speakers up for this one too! Slurp slurp slurp slurp….

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