How We Get Penguins

Penguins are a form of sentient plant life native to the sillier regions of the southern hemizoid. They are the principal crop of the isolated Ringadinga tribe, who all dress up as postmen and tend to the penguins with great care. At harvest time, the penguins are sold to TV networks for use in nature documentaries.

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They’re quite hardy, and can even grow on RAAWK, RAAWK, RAAWKS!
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27 thoughts on “How We Get Penguins

  1. allein ? October 3, 2016 / 12:48 pm

    “Hemizoid” is my new favorite word.

    • Haha October 3, 2016 / 1:10 pm

      There are ointments for that.

      • allein ? October 3, 2016 / 1:39 pm

        haha 😛

        • Murray C. October 3, 2016 / 3:00 pm

          ?

    • AJ October 3, 2016 / 1:35 pm

      Don’t forget the Ringadinga tribe!! Love that name. All I have going through my brain now is the Lily Tomlin Ernestine skit – 1 ringy dingy snort snort, 2 ringy dingy snort snort, etc.

      • allein ? October 3, 2016 / 1:48 pm

        Now I have it in my head!

        • AJ October 3, 2016 / 2:06 pm

          Hey if you’re gonna have an earworm, that’s a good one to have.

      • Murray C. October 3, 2016 / 3:01 pm

        YES!

  2. fkaWaldenPond October 3, 2016 / 2:12 pm

    I hear goats grow on trees there too.




    • Murray C. October 3, 2016 / 3:03 pm

      AA-Agghh-h-h! Nice view but how the heck do you get DOWN?????

      • fkaWaldenPond October 3, 2016 / 4:31 pm

        I know, this is not helping which my Monday generalized anxiety… I will think instead of a bouquet of penguins instead.

        • allein ? October 3, 2016 / 4:43 pm

          • fkaWaldenPond October 3, 2016 / 8:07 pm

            Ohh Allein! What a lovely bouquet of penguins! (and they look edible, double bonus)

            • allein ? October 3, 2016 / 8:31 pm

              Okay, I didn’t know this when I posted it; I was just looking for a relevant picture, but they. are. CHOCOLATE COVERED STRAWBERRIES!!!

              http://www.rainbowly.com/product-p/1120.htm

              • fkaWaldenPond October 3, 2016 / 9:18 pm

                😀 Damn! and look at the those ‘lower tier’ delights– hardly ‘lower’ tier as they look like those strawberry moulds/forms covered in WHITE CHOCOLATE AND COCONUT!!!!

              • allein ? October 3, 2016 / 9:23 pm

                The snowflakes are apparently white chocolate-covered pineapple, btw.

                • fkaWaldenPond October 4, 2016 / 12:13 pm

                  mMmmmmmm, I just noticed they also have confection pearls– good to crunch between your teeth.

      • Duckie ? October 3, 2016 / 6:59 pm

        You don’t get down off a tree. You get it off a goose!

        • allein ? October 3, 2016 / 8:08 pm

          Or a Duckie 😉

          • Duckie ? October 3, 2016 / 9:14 pm

            ?

        • Murray C. October 3, 2016 / 8:12 pm

          Ho-Ho-HO!?

        • Faye October 3, 2016 / 9:32 pm

          lol lol

        • 6rabbits October 4, 2016 / 7:35 am

          *snerk*

  3. Doug October 3, 2016 / 3:11 pm

    Where do you buy Penguin seeds ?

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