Drake Blake, Duck of Danger!

Yes, it’s time to meet that dashing international spy, Drake Blake, secret agent for WEB-ED (World Espionage Bureau – Eastern Division). London! Tangiers! Passaic! You never know where you’ll find Drake Blake! A master of disguise who quacks seven languages, he can blend in anywhere in the world! That French waiter with the mustache who just served you espresso? It just might have been… Drake Blake!

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(quacks in French accent)

Via Imgur.

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50 thoughts on “Drake Blake, Duck of Danger!

  1. allein 🐾 October 4, 2016 / 3:07 pm

    le quack!

    • Haha October 4, 2016 / 3:21 pm

      2nd language
      Qvack

      • Birdcage October 4, 2016 / 3:28 pm

        3rd language
        Qwackisimo

        • allein 🐾 October 4, 2016 / 3:30 pm

          • Sedro6 October 4, 2016 / 5:26 pm

            coin????

            • Phred's Mom October 4, 2016 / 6:52 pm

              Oh, those French!
              Gotta be different.

          • jerzowa October 4, 2016 / 5:37 pm

            In Polish, it’s “kwa” (pronounced “kvah”). 😊

          • Smartypants October 4, 2016 / 5:41 pm

            I love this guy!

            I agree – ‘coin’? (although I think in French it would be pronounced ‘kwanh’, which makes more sense).

            • Murray C. October 4, 2016 / 7:34 pm

              Exactly. Nicely done, SmartyPants – you live up to your billing (OH NO another duck joke! When will it end!)

            • 6rabbits October 5, 2016 / 7:22 am

              Thanks! I was thinking France had some weird sounding ducks!πŸ˜„

            • Gigi the cat lady October 5, 2016 / 8:14 am

              I tied sounding β€˜kwanh’ out loud and it’s very close to how we pronounce coin for the sound of a duck, but we usualy say coin coin.

            • Smartypants October 5, 2016 / 9:49 am

              Oh good! My grasp of French is really iffy, so I’m glad to hear my guess makes sense. πŸ˜€

              • D B October 5, 2016 / 10:23 am

                This reminds me of the “Pulcino Pio” video, which is a cute little earworm song about what the animals say. “Pulcino Pio” is in Italian, but the same company made a bunch of different languages, including French:

                • Murray C. October 5, 2016 / 1:20 pm

                  This is fabulous – thanks.

    • JenDeyan October 4, 2016 / 4:29 pm

      Ya’ll are quacking me up.

  2. Murray C. October 4, 2016 / 3:20 pm

    Let’s hope he doesn’t lead us into a quack-mire or a 10 car quack-up (a distinct possibility in Passaic) – and if he IS a waiter in that little bistro, that he leafs us with a little bill.

    • allein 🐾 October 4, 2016 / 3:22 pm

      I’m sorry, you have exceeded the pun limit for this post.

      • Murray C. October 4, 2016 / 4:06 pm

        I certainly hope there’s no pun-ishment for such an infraction – that would make me feel down in the mouth. Rather I think I should be in-duck-ted into the Water Fowl Hall of Fame.

        • allein 🐾 October 4, 2016 / 4:21 pm

          You’re really pushing your duck, I mean, luck.

          • Murray C. October 4, 2016 / 4:47 pm

            Sorry to ruffle your feathers.

            • allein 🐾 October 4, 2016 / 4:53 pm

              • Murray C. October 4, 2016 / 7:35 pm

                If you think of his nostrils as eyes and the black bit on his beak as a nose he reminds me of Pluto.

                • allein 🐾 October 4, 2016 / 7:49 pm

                  he does!

                  This is the other one I was considering..

                  • Murray C. October 4, 2016 / 9:45 pm

                    Allein, you bring the sensibilities of an artist to your posts.🎨

                    • allein 🐾 October 4, 2016 / 10:26 pm

                      I have no artistic talent, though.
                      My brother got all the art genes.

      • allein 🐾 October 5, 2016 / 8:52 am

        It just occurred to me (only 18 hours or so later) that I should have made up an error code for this.

        Error LOL, perhaps.

    • Haha October 4, 2016 / 3:24 pm

      • Faye October 5, 2016 / 8:44 am

        Am I the only one repeatedly reading this graphic as APPLESAUCE?

        Dyslexia strikes again.

        And eye nostril version of duck cannot be unseen now.

        • allein 🐾 October 5, 2016 / 8:48 am

          Am I the only one repeatedly reading this graphic as APPLESAUCE?

          Well, I am now..

    • JenDeyan October 4, 2016 / 4:35 pm

      If you guys don’t stop, I’m going to pass out from laughing so much. πŸ˜€

      • Phred's Mom October 4, 2016 / 6:54 pm

        I just did . . . clunk!

  3. fkaWaldenPond October 4, 2016 / 3:41 pm

    πŸ˜€

  4. Faye October 4, 2016 / 3:55 pm

    Waiter there’s a duck in my waiter. Wait?

    • Murray C. October 4, 2016 / 4:08 pm

      Is he wearing waders?

      • Gigi the cat lady October 4, 2016 / 5:19 pm

        If you guys don’t stop punning I’ll have to duck tape you fingers together!

        • Murray C. October 4, 2016 / 7:40 pm

          I find a certain delight in the practice of paronomasia.πŸ€“(the description of this emoji is “nerd face” – I think we can all agree I have used it correctly)

        • Murray C. October 4, 2016 / 9:43 pm

          😁

  5. Smartypants October 4, 2016 / 5:42 pm

    Waiter, what’s that duck doing in my soup?

    The quackstroke!

    • Murray C. October 4, 2016 / 7:46 pm

      Or creating a web of flies. (I may have gone too far)

  6. AJ October 4, 2016 / 6:34 pm

    You guys are all quackers!!!!

  7. Phred's Mom October 4, 2016 / 6:56 pm

    Murray’s feeling better fer sure.
    Yay! Or the painkillers are at work.

    • Murray C. October 4, 2016 / 7:45 pm

      No painkillers – they don’t do much. I have pain but not all the time – usually when I overdo or the day after PT. This is going to be the hardest stretch but being here in Cutetropolis with all of you makes me feel great. By the way, I ordered my calendar today! I’m so excited.

      • 6rabbits October 5, 2016 / 7:20 am

        You make US feel great, Murray C.!😜

        • Murray C. October 5, 2016 / 1:22 pm

          ☺️

  8. D B October 4, 2016 / 8:08 pm

    this thread needs a little goose….

    • allein 🐾 October 4, 2016 / 8:10 pm

      Here’s one..

      • Murray C. October 4, 2016 / 9:42 pm

        Cu-u-u-ute!

  9. Duckie πŸ₯ October 4, 2016 / 10:06 pm

    I do believe that is Mr. Duckie! Only he’s much sexier in real life.

  10. Debg October 4, 2016 / 11:59 pm

    Okay, I’d been planning on rewatching all the Sherlock episodes in anticipation. Now I’m flashing back to Benedict Cumberbatch dressed as a French waiter–he looks just like Drake here!

    • Murray C. October 5, 2016 / 1:23 pm

      Might have to take a gander at that.

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