The Kitten-o-Matic 4500!

Bring cuteness and joy into your home, with the amazingย Kitten-o-Matic 4500!โ„ข This revolutionary device produces a brand new kitten every second! Comes with three settings: Off, On, and Cat Lady, which disables the other two settings.

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I assume it goes to eleven, Murray C.

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51 thoughts on “The Kitten-o-Matic 4500!

  1. allein ๐Ÿพ October 13, 2016 / 3:41 pm

    I counted 9. Or some of them went in the back and came out again…

    • JenDeyan October 13, 2016 / 4:51 pm

      I count 8. Where am I missing… Oh, the one that’s half there at the beginning.

      I’ve struggled all my life to not become a Cat Lady just because I’m an exact fit for the clique. But this would be my undoing.

  2. Dana October 13, 2016 / 3:44 pm

    Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! I need 10 please, for Christmas gifts. Yeah, all gifts. Well, maybe I’ll keep one for myself.

  3. Faye October 13, 2016 / 4:00 pm

    I counted 9 as well.
    I’m dialing it up to Cat Lady setting for sure.

    If I buy the 4500 Model is the 4500.1 going to become available the next day? Probably.

  4. AJ October 13, 2016 / 4:07 pm

    Looks like the default set is Cat Lady mode. And I NEED at least one in my house.

  5. Smartypants October 13, 2016 / 4:10 pm

    They’re so soft and fluffy!

    It’s like a clown car, only cute instead of scary ๐Ÿ˜€

    • Phred's Mom October 13, 2016 / 6:01 pm

      Unless you’re a pug .

      • 6rabbits October 13, 2016 / 8:07 pm


    • fkaWaldenPond October 13, 2016 / 8:53 pm

      Now’s the time to use my stolen clown joke:

      If approached by a group of clowns…
      Go for the Juggler


      • Murray C. October 13, 2016 / 9:51 pm


      • Faye October 13, 2016 / 10:01 pm


        • fkaWaldenPond October 13, 2016 / 11:09 pm

          I know! Isn’t it awful! ๐Ÿ˜€

          Here, it cracks me up as it is so awful it needs some game show sound effects:

          and yes, it has been one of THOSE (last couple of) days.

  6. dubravkamcvmd October 13, 2016 / 4:34 pm

    The Floof Setting is turned up to 11!

    • amyliz October 13, 2016 / 7:18 pm

      Do I detect a “This is Spinal Tap” reference! Bravo!

      P.S. I know what to ask Santa for this year…the-kitten-o-matic!

      • dubravkamcvmd October 14, 2016 / 3:32 pm

        Yes! One of my favorite movies.When I saw it in a theater, it was hard to hear sometimes because of all the laughing.

  7. Murray C. October 13, 2016 / 4:40 pm

    Man, you send in a post about cute cats and what does Mike do but turn it into a TV commercial for cats – I LOVE it – “It’s what I like about you” as the song goes.

  8. Gigi the cat lady October 13, 2016 / 5:20 pm

    My name says it all ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜ป

    • Faye October 13, 2016 / 10:00 pm

      Sounds like you have already qualified. ๐Ÿ˜

  9. Catwhisperer October 13, 2016 / 5:29 pm

    I want them all. Actually, I NEED them all after the week I’ve had at work.

    • Amyliz October 13, 2016 / 7:42 pm

      Hang in there! Tomorrow is Friday!

  10. Sumo-Mermaid October 13, 2016 / 5:39 pm

    And we thought this was just an April Fool’s Day prank…

  11. DebG October 13, 2016 / 6:35 pm

    See, those of you who are resisting the siren song of catladydom just need to embrace the crazy. I did a few years ago and I’ve never been happier! Send me 5 of these doodads, please!

    • Faye October 14, 2016 / 8:44 am

      Doodads. Love it.

  12. Sarena October 13, 2016 / 7:49 pm

    Where can I get one of these “magic boxes” ?

  13. Madame X October 13, 2016 / 8:16 pm

    Just the antidote for this crazy election season!

    Heck, even one of the candidates admitted to “watching cat GIFs” as an escape from the nastiness!

    And no, I WON’T go there…

    • Faye October 13, 2016 / 9:59 pm


  14. murkle46 October 13, 2016 / 10:24 pm

    Example of kitten mitosis in the first part.
    Wouldnt it be great if instead of getting bigger after they eat,they split into two identical kittens?

    • Murray C. October 14, 2016 / 12:21 am

      Mitosis! (My-toesies?) Perfect.

    • Faye October 14, 2016 / 8:46 am

      I’ll call a meeting. Let’s get working on that now. Shhh wait till we submit the patent.

    • allein ๐Ÿพ October 14, 2016 / 8:55 am

      Flashbacks to the episode of Big Bang Theory where Sheldon does just that after too much Thai food.

  15. sugitomo October 13, 2016 / 11:24 pm

    I could use a couple of these boxes.

  16. N. Fritz October 14, 2016 / 1:25 am

    I’m going to dare to post a link to Cyriak’s Welcome to Kitty City. It fits the theme of the Kitten-O-Matic but I warn y’all, the music is obnoxious and the images are bizarre!

    • 6rabbits October 14, 2016 / 7:38 am

      what drug is the creator on? This has nightmare qualities to it. I love kitties, but….๐Ÿ˜ฑ

      • Faye October 14, 2016 / 8:54 am

        6 Rabbits, the next video is of rabbits. It’s bizarre too but the “Bun-o-Matic” quality involved is awesome.

        • 6rabbits October 16, 2016 / 8:35 am

          What next video?

      • Smartypants October 14, 2016 / 11:16 am

        It’s like Max Fleischer on acid!

      • dubravkamcvmd October 14, 2016 / 3:37 pm

        But the monstera are all law-abiding, obeying all the traffic signals!

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike October 14, 2016 / 8:36 am

      I really enjoy Cyriak’s animations. Many of them have a fascinating recursive quality to them, suggesting growth that goes on forever.

      • Faye October 14, 2016 / 8:55 am

        Never knew these existed. Instant fan. Wow.

      • Murray C. October 14, 2016 / 12:19 pm


        • Faye October 14, 2016 / 4:35 pm

          Oh. I love fractals. Now I get it! Even more impressive.

          The Fractopolyps

    • Gigi the cat lady October 14, 2016 / 2:29 pm

      Whatever he’s on, I want some!

  17. 6rabbits October 14, 2016 / 7:40 am

    Calvin’s duplicator gone wild??

  18. Birdcage October 14, 2016 / 8:23 am

    I just want to say: this place sometimes feels like a much-needed refuge amidst of the insanity of the world.

    • allein ๐Ÿพ October 14, 2016 / 8:32 am

      Yes, this place is a much nicer brand of insanity.

      • Faye October 14, 2016 / 8:56 am

        We’re all mad here. But in the most cute way possible.

        • allein ๐Ÿพ October 14, 2016 / 9:00 am

          It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

          Different kinda mad but this matches my mood today.

          • Murray C. October 14, 2016 / 12:20 pm

            Hope it’s only temporary, that it leaves you soon and in a happy place.

            • allein ๐Ÿพ October 14, 2016 / 12:28 pm

              I woke up with a sinus headache which is somewhat better but not entirely. My coworker is irritating me. And it’s effing freezing in my office.

              On the up side, today is my mom’s birthday (I found 15 birthday images – cakes, flowers, balloons, Snoopy & Woodstock – and set up 15 emails with send delays so they’ll send to her every hour from 10am – 11pm, then the last one at 11:59), and we’re going out to dinner tonight for both our birthdays since they were away for mine. And it’s Friday. Though tomorrow I’m taking my car for an oil change, which won’t cost me anything, but I expect they’ll find something else that should be done by now, since I’m somewhat overdue. Maybe I’ll get some reading done while I wait.

              • beemoused October 14, 2016 / 1:50 pm

                May you have a better day and your mother a wonderful birthday! You are awesome to remember her like this. May your car give you a belated birthday present of a clean bill of health!

                • allein ๐Ÿพ October 14, 2016 / 1:54 pm

                  thanks ๐Ÿ™‚

                  I went and sat by the window with a book and a cup of tea after I ate lunch. I seriously could have just fallen asleep in my comfy chair. We need a nap room.

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