Excuse Me, Can You Spare a Moment to Talk About Kermit?

My associate and I represent the Worldwide Church of Kermitology, and we’d like to share with you the beauty and truth that is Kermit the Frog. As host of The Muppet Show, Kermit is the central figure among a cast of zany characters, proving he is the center of our chaotic universe. Just as Kermit brings balance to the conflicting forces of The Pig and The Bear and The Thing With the Curvy Nose, so too can he bring order to your life.

Join us at our no-obligation-but-lots-of-pressure FREE seminar!

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23 thoughts on “Excuse Me, Can You Spare a Moment to Talk About Kermit?

  1. allein 🐾 October 14, 2016 / 3:17 pm

    Now these are some religion-peddlers I’d let in the house! (I might not let them out, though.)

    Left kitty says (quietly, sadly), “Why would you do this to us?”
    Right kitty says “You will pay for this!”

    Craving tea now for some reason…

  2. April October 14, 2016 / 3:54 pm

    Hey Mike…not post-related, but I haven’t gotten any email notifications from the site since Tuesday? I even tried the “Subscribe by email” box and button on the bottom of the page but all I get is a message saying that my email address has *unsubscribed* from email notifications??!…which I didn’t do. Going into WP hasn’t helped either…Still following Cutetropolis as before. Any ideas or help?? Sorry to clog up your post thread with this😟

    • Not That Mike The Other Mike October 14, 2016 / 4:47 pm

      April: I have removed your name and email address from the Email Notifications list. Please resubscribe by using the box in the sidebar, and then watch your mail to see if you begin getting notifications again. Also, check the “spam” or “junk mail” folder in your email software to see if notifications are there.

      • April October 14, 2016 / 6:16 pm

        Tried to sign back up, but all I got was this:

        The email address has opted out of subscription emails.
        You can manage your preferences at subscribe.wordpress.com

        And now WP doesn’t know who I am😢 My spam filters are off….

        • fkaWaldenPond October 14, 2016 / 8:20 pm

          April, you may have done this already but worth a shot if you haven’t– clear your browsing history or was it Allein, Faye, Debg or Murray C. sorry if I mis- recalled you?! who ‘cleared their cookies’? (The expression you used cracked me up.)

          • allein 🌼 October 14, 2016 / 8:48 pm

            I cleared my cookies but that was a different issue. For the record, I am not having any problems with receiving emsils..

          • April October 14, 2016 / 9:15 pm

            I had that “cookie” issue too a little while back and clearing the history took care of it. This appears to be different. I turned my spam filter off. I even went into my mail provider settings and set up a filter to specifically allow @wordpress.com emails and still the same above message when I try re-signing up for post emails. Frustrating….

  3. Faye October 14, 2016 / 4:31 pm

    Where do I sign up? Kermitology might be The Way. Can’t be worse. What do I have to lose? (sneak) (no disrespect to Kermi)

    • Laura October 14, 2016 / 4:51 pm

      You just have to be sure you’re not being disrespectful to FSM if you sign up with Kermie. Not that he/she/it would mind, I suspect — after all, Kermie needs all the support he can get because, as we all know, it’s not easy being green….

      • allein 🐾 October 14, 2016 / 4:54 pm

        We just need to find the rainbow connection and it’ll all be good.


    • Murray C. October 14, 2016 / 5:31 pm

      At the very least it’s green.

  4. Gigi the cat lady October 14, 2016 / 4:56 pm

    Some Kermitologist go just too far with it …

    • Murray C. October 14, 2016 / 5:35 pm

      Oh, crap, what WERE they THINKING?????? Probably did it for St.Patrick’s Day.

      SAY, do you know what’s 5 miles long, got 500,000 legs and an a****le every 3 feet?
      A ST. Patrick’s Day Parade! (Hey, I’m Irish, I can get away with this )😁

      • Gigi the cat lady October 14, 2016 / 6:40 pm

        😂😂😂 😂
        (Hey, I married a Carroll, I can get away with laughing at it )

    • Muppet2171 October 14, 2016 / 6:01 pm


      • Alice Shortcake October 15, 2016 / 6:24 am

        I’m fairly sure this is photoshopped – even the shadows are green!

  5. Muppet2171 October 14, 2016 / 5:53 pm

    I’ve been a member of the Church of Kermitology for years now! I have the ping pong ball eyes to prove it.

    I do have to say, my original recruiters weren’t nearly so cute!

    Yay!! *Kermitflail*

  6. Julie October 14, 2016 / 6:18 pm

    I would join this cult.

  7. Amyliz October 14, 2016 / 8:07 pm

    Oh those faces! The expressions crack me up!

  8. sugitomo October 14, 2016 / 11:02 pm

    Bwahaha! I have no idea what the heck is supposed to be going on in that pic, but their looks and faces crack me up.

  9. Alice Shortcake October 15, 2016 / 4:26 am

    Watch out for the one on the right, Kitten-Dresser-Upper. It’s got great big pointy teef!

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