Rejected James Bond Villians

From his secret underground layer on the island of Vidalia, the evil supervillian Tiers von Downmycheeksย threatened to cover the world with his eye-stinging gas. Protected by rings of secrecy, he was an enigma, shrouded in mystery, wrapped in a riddle, covered in that thin papery stuff that always sticks to everything. He was to appear in “For Your Watery Eyesย Only,” but alas, his character was cut.

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“No, Mister Bond, I expect you to CRY!”

Via Imgur.

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18 thoughts on “Rejected James Bond Villians

  1. allein ๐Ÿพ October 19, 2016 / 10:54 am

    “Tiers von Downmycheeks” ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Evil onion is evil.

  2. JenDeyan October 19, 2016 / 10:58 am

    This one should be in the next Calendar!

  3. Birdcage October 19, 2016 / 11:10 am

    Ha, now I see what you meant by your previous comment, Mike, about onion-cutting.

    • Smartypants October 19, 2016 / 11:36 am

      Yes, when Mike promised onions, I thought “Oh, not a sad story…watching TV news already has me sad”…I didn’t know he meant literal onions! Also…best hover ever!

  4. Gigi the cat lady October 19, 2016 / 11:32 am

    Never thought I would find a onion cute … I mean evil .. OK evily cute ๐Ÿ˜€

  5. Duckie ๐Ÿฅ October 19, 2016 / 11:35 am

    Great start to my day. Tears of laughter running down my cheeks.
    ๐Ÿ˜‚

  6. dubravkamcvmd October 19, 2016 / 11:35 am

    OMG! I can’t believe I commented on the last post that there were a lot of onions on the site lately! I think that’s called foreshadowing. And definitely on the next calendar. This one is a classic!

  7. Dulcie October 19, 2016 / 11:45 am

    The spring onions at my local grocer have begun to dance and sing poetry…the little rap scallions…

    • allein ๐Ÿพ October 19, 2016 / 11:49 am

      • DebG October 19, 2016 / 12:14 pm

        I had a boyfriend once who would consistently buy scallions when I wanted leeks (for leek and potato soup). I should send him this thread just to keep reminding him!

      • Dulcie October 19, 2016 / 12:40 pm

        OMG didn’t know there was a visual for my old sad joke! (Well as old as rap I guess!).

      • Murray C. October 19, 2016 / 1:00 pm

        I did a drawing of a rap scallion ages ago – nothing new under the sun.

  8. hilz October 19, 2016 / 12:58 pm

    Such villainy!! I think I’m a target, almost every time I go to the grocery store I get a cart or basket that has a piece of onion skin in it…

    • allein ๐Ÿพ October 19, 2016 / 2:22 pm

      OMG! They’re sending you a message!!

  9. Murray C. October 19, 2016 / 1:03 pm

    What I especially love about this is that someone was paying attention to the graphic possibilities of his veggies which I tend to do as well! A kindred spirit๐Ÿ˜‰

  10. Margaret October 19, 2016 / 1:29 pm

    I’m glad I’m the only one in the office today, I’m shrieking with tears!

  11. Brouhaha October 19, 2016 / 4:57 pm

    kinda looks like a teenage mutant ninja turtle…

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