Meanwhile, in Generally Specific Hospital…

January 17, 2017January 16, 2017Not That Mike The Other Mike

“Clamp, please… Scalpel… Nurse, check his vittles and make sure they’re tender… Jane, stop whapping that artery… Twizzlers… Sorry, tweezers… No, Phil, you cut on the green line and fold on the red line… Suction cups, please… We’ve almost got it, just don’t touch the sides… Yes! We removed the funny bone! What does the next card say?”

"It says 'Drain Wallet.' Right, who's got a lancet?" — “It says ‘Drain Wallet.’ Right, who’s got a lancet?”

For Hannah, who’s seen a few hospitals in her day.

You already voted!

You might also like...

allein ? January 17, 2017 / 8:49 am

Is this a teaching hospital? Is Dr. Tiny Cat on the faculty?
- Murray C. January 17, 2017 / 9:20 am
  
  Here I am, laughing myself silly over Mike’s latest hilarity and then Allein posts THIS! OMG, what a start to the day. Good thing, since I have to maneuver our cat into a carrier to take her to the vet for a shot and check-up. I have an open-top carrier that I drape with a flannel sheet, lure her into the bathroom, pick her up FAST before she can scratch me to ribbons, and plop her into the carrier, folding the sheet on top of her and quickly closing the door. Might have to use the fireplace gloves.
Doug January 17, 2017 / 9:02 am

If I woke up and seen that .. I would think I landed on

“The Planet of the Kats”
Gigi the cat lady January 17, 2017 / 9:07 am

Take away the hospital light and I wake up to a similar sight every morning ?
- DebG January 17, 2017 / 10:12 am
  
  Yeah, me too!
benvolio January 17, 2017 / 9:26 am

“Jane, stop whapping that artery…”
NTMTOM, it’s like you’re the head writer for the cat version of Monty Python.
- Gigi the cat lady January 17, 2017 / 9:37 am
  
  Mikey Python and the Cutie Grail
  - allein ? January 17, 2017 / 10:59 am
    
    Mikey Phlumphthon and the Howly Tail
- Murray C. January 17, 2017 / 11:55 am
  
  Perfect.
- Doug January 17, 2017 / 12:29 pm
  
  “No one expects the Litter Inquisition”
  
  NI! (err) MEOW !
Phred's Mom January 17, 2017 / 9:39 am

These guys can operate on me anytime.
Sowmya January 17, 2017 / 10:50 am

The patient may need Lab tests! Or a CAT scan!!
- allein ? January 17, 2017 / 10:56 am
Tina M January 17, 2017 / 11:08 am

Boy that brought back memories from my childhood. My first kitty Daisy from when I was 8 or 9 ate Tender Vittles – loved those convenient little pouches! Also remember playing Operation and the buzzer scaring Daisy every time it went off.
Smartypants January 17, 2017 / 11:19 am

Generally Specific Hospital? Isn’t that on right after The Guiding Red Dot – I mean, Light?
- Faye January 17, 2017 / 2:18 pm
  
  The Young And The Couldcaremeowless was my Fave. Lurk and Clawler’s wedding, OMCat!
  - Faye January 17, 2017 / 2:21 pm
    
    Oh and my grandmothercat used to watch As The Foodbowl Turns. With live organ music. (that is true. I remember her watching live soaps on a very retro tv)
Scoobie January 18, 2017 / 4:24 am

“Republican plans to replace Obamacare”