I Weel Keeeeeeel You!

I am fearsome ocelot! The swift and deadly! Why are you not doing the running away from me, and instead persist with the making of the childish goo-goo noises? It angers and confuses me that there is not the fear of me in your hearts that I will soon be ripping from your chests while you scream in the terror! No, you cannot give me the pet-pets! Can’t you see I weel keel you?!

(sigh) The cuteness, it is a curse to me.
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21 thoughts on “I Weel Keeeeeeel You!

  1. Smartypants January 18, 2017 / 2:36 pm

    Oh wow – stunningly beautiful! I’ll be scared if it makes you feel better, sweetie.

  2. Julie January 18, 2017 / 2:40 pm

    Sometimes my dogs look at me like that and I’m thankful that they are only seven pounds and can’t eat me.

    Unless I pass out.

  3. Skimpy January 18, 2017 / 2:46 pm

    Wow.
    Just wow.

  4. Doug January 18, 2017 / 2:46 pm

    AAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH !!!

    My Eyes … They Burn !!

    Someone put out those laser-eyes on that little one

  5. allein 🐾 January 18, 2017 / 2:54 pm

    Yeeaaah…I’ll risk it.

  6. allein 🐾 January 18, 2017 / 2:55 pm

    Hey, Kitty, who does your eye makeup?

    ———–

    (I am reminded of a Valentine from my childhood: “I love you an ocelot!”)

  7. D B January 18, 2017 / 2:58 pm

    I don’t know bout the rest of pretty-kitty here, but those paws are certainly made for whomping….

  8. kodalai January 18, 2017 / 3:16 pm

    Eleven… is that you?!

  9. tagathax January 18, 2017 / 3:19 pm

    Wow. That is one stunningly beautiful cat!

  10. Alice Shortcake January 18, 2017 / 3:53 pm

    *dons protective clothing and gives pet-pets*

  11. Birdcage January 18, 2017 / 4:19 pm

    I will lay an offering at his feetsies……

  12. Gigi the cat lady January 18, 2017 / 4:28 pm

    I’d trade a couple of quarts of blood to cuddle that baby!

  13. Amy January 18, 2017 / 4:36 pm

    “I geevs you the Stare of DOOOOOOOM! (patent pending)”

  14. JenDeyan January 18, 2017 / 6:18 pm

    I’m betting some noms will turn that frown upside down.

  15. Sowmya January 18, 2017 / 9:07 pm

    That’s not ocelot – that’s oce-little!

  16. Muppet2171 January 18, 2017 / 11:34 pm

    That eyeliner though! Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Meowbelline…

    • Haha January 19, 2017 / 4:07 am

      I’d like to cover that girl with the pet-pettings.

  17. Laurie Weintraub January 20, 2017 / 12:30 am

    I keep looking at this cat — I’m convinced it’s a stuffed animal.

    • allein 🐾 January 22, 2017 / 5:43 pm

      Just gave it upvote #109.

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