Who’s the Cook? You’re the Cook!

Introducing the ultimate self-esteem building tool for amateur chefs: The KittyKitchen High-Five-O-Matic 3000. Place it in any doorway leading into your kitchen, and it will give you high-fives and reassuring praise as you enter. Soon you’ll haveΒ the self-confidence of a master chef.

“So the salad got a little burnt! I’m sure it was still delicious.”

Via Twitter.

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19 thoughts on “Who’s the Cook? You’re the Cook!

  1. allein ? February 21, 2017 / 10:42 am

    hehe…I have salad for lunch today. I don’t think I burned it, though.

    I suppose the croutons could be over-toasted…

  2. Murray C. February 21, 2017 / 10:47 am

    How is the wee puss even managing to perch there?

    • DebG February 21, 2017 / 11:19 am

      Top of the refrigerator. If you ask why cats climb fridges, it’s why men climb mountains. Because they’re there.

  3. Duckie ? February 21, 2017 / 11:19 am

    And if you don’t do well, kitty will whap you!

  4. Smartypants February 21, 2017 / 11:44 am

    Oh my goodness – not just kitchens but every doorway should have one!

    • JenDeyan February 21, 2017 / 1:17 pm

      Amen! I need one for my office.

  5. Emsthemonster February 21, 2017 / 12:30 pm

    Aww, this kitty looks exactly my Marci the Mischievous πŸ™‚
    I deserve to be whapped, I dont feel like cooking dinner this evening πŸ™

    • Smartypants February 21, 2017 / 1:32 pm

      EMS, I’d go with Catwhisperer’s idea below, and treat yourself to some takeout – I’m sure kitty will approve just as heartily: “Excellent choice – that’s exactly what I would have ordered! And so nutritious!” πŸ˜€

      • Emsthemonster February 21, 2017 / 2:37 pm

        I decided to eat a yoghurt and a banana for dinner. But then I remembered to finish something on the spreadsheet I had worked on in the office today. The numbercrunching was so exciting that I nodded off at the kitchen table for 20-25 minutes. When I woke up, two happy kitties were purring in my lap and my yoghurt mysteriously disappeared, except for some stains on the laptop πŸ™‚ The kitties claimed to have seen nothing. Although they tried to blame it on the laptop. The banana remained untouched πŸ™‚

        • DebG February 21, 2017 / 2:54 pm

          That’s fantastic! Good job, kitties!

        • allein ? February 21, 2017 / 3:03 pm

          Where are you that it’s dinner time already? It’s only 3:00 here!!

          • Emsthemonster February 21, 2017 / 3:08 pm

            Hungary, Eastern Europe. It is 9.07 in the evening.

            • allein ? February 21, 2017 / 3:20 pm

              If it was 9:07 here I’d be settled in watching This Is Us. But I am sitting here training the new guy instead. πŸ™

              • Emsthemonster February 21, 2017 / 3:33 pm

                some exercises, a nice hot bath and sleeeeeep for me, zzzz! (hopefully in my bed, not at the tub πŸ™‚ )

          • Murray C. February 22, 2017 / 6:00 pm

            Allein, you are so funny – you seem so incensed that you aren’t eating your dinner yet!!! Of course, then I saw that you were training the new guy and I get it.?

  6. Catwhisperer February 21, 2017 / 12:48 pm

    I would just keep walking in and out while waiting for pizza delivery!

    • allein ? February 21, 2017 / 1:40 pm

      Sounds purrfectly reasonable to me.

  7. Haha February 21, 2017 / 1:42 pm

    I like the positive encouragement!

  8. Alice Shortcake February 22, 2017 / 3:58 am

    I prefer burned salad. It makes the the lettuce extra-crispy!

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