“(Hmm, let’s see what’s happening in the world today… Kibble futures are up… Antarctic researcher accidentally melts ice cap during cigarette break… Strikes in Turkey and Chile lead to shortage of turkey chili… Melting ice causes sudden sea level rise… Florida man surfs through flooded gator preserve while drunk, stoned, naked, tased, waving nunchucks, raving about space dolphins, covered in glitter and peacock feathers, and on fire… Massive tsunami expected to wipe out all beaches by afternoon… Wait, what was that about kibble futures?)”
Looks like we’re all going swimming, Sharon H.
Hey, as long as my stock portfolio is okay. I have all my money tied up in kibble and gushy fuds.
Whahahaha!!
BTW, I now have the Beatles stuck in my head so thank you for that.
I was wondering if I was the only one who was singing the title of this post. Drinking from my Beatles “I think I’ll have coffee with the Beatles this morning” mug.
The sad part is, that’s the only line of that song I know.
…the English army had just won the war…?
🙂
Basically my feed this morning, yeah…
I’ll happily accompany doggeh to the sale at Penney’s and then afterwards we can go for lunch.
NTMTOM’s coverage of this news is one of my favourites I keep coming back to 🙂
It was something like “Here is your change, two lizards and a watersnake” 🙂
Good old Florida Man, what would we do without him? Here’s that article. https://cutetropolis.com/2016/02/16/and-heres-your-change-two-lizards-and-a-water-snake/
I don’t know how Florida Man does it all. I wish I were HALF that productive!
Well it might not be a gator preserve but doing the really bad rain storms on Monday this week, we had our SoCal version of FL man: http://www.nbcsandiego.com/on-air/as-seen-on/boogieboard_San-Diego-414974243.html. Just shaking my head.
There were people surfing in NJ when Sandy was approaching.
Puppers has her priorities straight.
I can make a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl!
Yes, I jumped on the hovertext. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop looking at cute….
Came here to say something similar. I’m a sucker for a good Airplane! reference.