I Read the News Today, Oh Boy

“(Hmm, let’s see what’s happening in the world today… Kibble futures are up… Antarctic researcher accidentally melts ice cap during cigarette break… Strikes in Turkey and Chile lead to shortage of turkey chili… Melting ice causes sudden sea level rise… Florida man surfs through flooded gator preserve while drunk, stoned, naked, tased, waving nunchucks, raving about space dolphins, covered in glitter and peacock feathers, and on fire… Massive tsunami expected to wipe out all beaches by afternoon… Wait, what was that about kibble futures?)”

There’s a sale at Penney’s!

Looks like we’re all going swimming, Sharon H.

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18 thoughts on “I Read the News Today, Oh Boy

  1. allein ? March 2, 2017 / 8:45 am

    Hey, as long as my stock portfolio is okay. I have all my money tied up in kibble and gushy fuds.

  2. The Iglets March 2, 2017 / 9:35 am

    Whahahaha!!

  3. allein ? March 2, 2017 / 9:53 am

    BTW, I now have the Beatles stuck in my head so thank you for that.

    • Patty March 2, 2017 / 12:27 pm

      I was wondering if I was the only one who was singing the title of this post. Drinking from my Beatles “I think I’ll have coffee with the Beatles this morning” mug.

      • allein ? March 2, 2017 / 12:31 pm

        The sad part is, that’s the only line of that song I know.

        • Dulcie March 2, 2017 / 9:05 pm

          …the English army had just won the war…?

          • allein ? March 2, 2017 / 11:05 pm

            🙂

  4. kodalai March 2, 2017 / 9:55 am

    Basically my feed this morning, yeah…

  5. fkaWaldenPond March 2, 2017 / 10:01 am

    I’ll happily accompany doggeh to the sale at Penney’s and then afterwards we can go for lunch.

  6. murkle46 March 2, 2017 / 10:17 am

    • allein ? March 2, 2017 / 11:41 am

      There were people surfing in NJ when Sandy was approaching.

  7. birdlady26 March 2, 2017 / 11:53 am

    Puppers has her priorities straight.

  8. Muppet2171 March 2, 2017 / 2:24 pm

    I can make a hat, or a broach, or a pterodactyl!

    Yes, I jumped on the hovertext. Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop looking at cute….

    • Cobwebs March 3, 2017 / 7:40 am

      Came here to say something similar. I’m a sucker for a good Airplane! reference.

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