“So, you say your samurai sword is the fastest in the world? Alas, your blade is no match for me — Ninja Cat! The cat so fast, you cannot even see me! Whoosh — I am here! Whoosh — now I am there! Whoosh — faster than the eye can see! So flail about with your pathetic sword, old man, but you are powerless to defend yourself against the swift punishment that awaits you when you… least expect… it…”
What a cut-up, Sharon H.