Is Your Water Goose-Tenderized?

Cutetropolis is brought to you today by AquaHonka™ brand Organic All-natural Goose-Tenderized Bottled Spring Water. If ordinary bottled waters feel rough or scratchy (and now that we’ve planted the idea in your head they will), it’s time to experience the difference that only goose-tenderized water can provide. Every bottle of AquaHonka is tenderized by one of our specially trained geese, who also taste-test the water to make sure it’s perfect.

Source: Goose does “happy dance” in children’s pool by WoodlawnFarms on Rumble, sender-innered by Murray C.

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15 thoughts on “Is Your Water Goose-Tenderized?

  1. allein 🐾 April 5, 2017 / 3:32 pm

    I keep paddling…why am I not going anywhere?!

  2. Smartypants April 5, 2017 / 3:43 pm

    “The seal of quality ensures that every bottle has been aerated by a Flashdancing duck!”

  3. Birdcage April 5, 2017 / 3:58 pm

    He smiles to the camera at the end!!!

  4. DebG April 5, 2017 / 4:08 pm

    My kitties do happy-dances, but I’ve never seen one from a goose before!

  5. Gigi the cat lady April 5, 2017 / 4:34 pm

    LOL!! It reminded me of the old I love Lucy show where Lucy stomps on grapes.

    • DebG April 5, 2017 / 6:10 pm

      I thought of that too. Sadly, the comic stylings of Lucille Ball are lost to the younger folk.

      • Faye April 5, 2017 / 7:23 pm

        First thing I thought of as well!

  6. Murray C. April 5, 2017 / 4:35 pm

    Goose Dances on Interwebs!

    And I’m so tempted to add wine grapes to the pool!

  7. fkaWaldenPond April 5, 2017 / 9:39 pm

    On my upcoming vacation I am going to spa with ‘water therapies’ so my goose will be water-tenderized. Does that count?

    • Faye April 6, 2017 / 8:49 am

      Better tenderized than cooked.

      • Murray C. April 6, 2017 / 10:49 am

        ZING! Well played, Faye!

  8. JenDeyan April 6, 2017 / 7:21 am

    I never knew I wanted Goose-Tenderized water until today.

    • Murray C. April 6, 2017 / 10:35 am

      Just as long as it isn’t also goose-poopified.

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