The Name’s Sys — Gene Sys

And Cat said “Let there be light.” And there was already light. Also trees, and water, and clouds, and happy forest creatures, and jingle toys, and flat-screen TVs, and shag carpeting. And Cat imagined he had created these things, and was pleased.

And Cat said “I shall make a helpmate to serve me.” And so Cat created Hooman in his image, only with less fur, and no tail, and with crippling anxiety, and earlobes that weren’t medically necessary. And Cat said unto Hooman “Let there be tuna.” And Hooman gave cat tuna. And it was good.

In the begging… er, sorry, that’s “beginning.”

Blessings be upon thee, Sharon H. (via Imgur.)

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16 thoughts on “The Name’s Sys — Gene Sys

  1. Caz April 10, 2017 / 8:36 am

    Cat created Hoomin! It all makes sense now!

  2. Elizabeth April 10, 2017 / 8:39 am

    He needed someone to scoop the litter box and retrieve all those things he swatted off the table. Oh, Purring One, it is an honor to serve.

  3. Lucy's Mom April 10, 2017 / 8:42 am

    Mike, in my opinion, this is your finest work to date. You are sumpin’ else again. 🙂

  4. allein 🐾 April 10, 2017 / 9:12 am

    Now that’s a religion I might join..

    • TinaK April 10, 2017 / 11:21 am

      Fallen Catholic; devout Cat-lick.

      • allein 🐾 April 10, 2017 / 11:28 am

        Long-lapsed Methodist.

        Can’t think of a cat joke for that…something about laps…

        • Smartypants April 10, 2017 / 11:56 am

          Meow-thodist?

          • allein 🐾 April 10, 2017 / 12:13 pm

            That works. 🙂

      • Gigi The cat lady April 10, 2017 / 2:34 pm

        Catlick! 😸 Now I have something else to answer if I’m asked my religion.
        I used to use to say Druid reformed (we’re allowed to pray at bushes).

        • allein 🐾 April 10, 2017 / 2:45 pm

        • Tusitala April 11, 2017 / 9:22 am

          Gigi, I laughed so hard at Druid reformed that coffee came out my nose. Painful but totally worth it!

  5. Jendeyan April 10, 2017 / 9:46 am

    That is one adorably, chubby, lazy kitty. His Cattiness would have to descend from on high for snuggles.

  6. Doug April 10, 2017 / 9:50 am

    Knock off the paw touching human .. that’s a demand for tuna .. now hop to it

  7. Ricky's Mom April 10, 2017 / 11:44 am

    Hee-hee-hee!

  8. Emsthemonster April 10, 2017 / 3:48 pm

    Iam a devout catheist!

    • Yadre April 11, 2017 / 11:56 am

      Tell me more about your cathecesis, will you? 🙂

      Church of Cute, anybody?

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