And Cat said “Let there be light.” And there was already light. Also trees, and water, and clouds, and happy forest creatures, and jingle toys, and flat-screen TVs, and shag carpeting. And Cat imagined he had created these things, and was pleased.
And Cat said “I shall make a helpmate to serve me.” And so Cat created Hooman in his image, only with less fur, and no tail, and with crippling anxiety, and earlobes that weren’t medically necessary. And Cat said unto Hooman “Let there be tuna.” And Hooman gave cat tuna. And it was good.
Blessings be upon thee, Sharon H. (via Imgur.)