Scrambled Pup

A new puppy isΒ a lifelong investment that pays dividends in love and companionship. And like any major life decision, it’s worth going to extra trouble and expense to have the job done right. For example, the experts at the adoption agency will be happy to assemble your new puppy for you at no extra charge, saving you the trouble of trying to do it yourself.

Well, that looks almost about right.

Via Imgur. (I think we found the rest of that dog from the previous post.)

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37 thoughts on “Scrambled Pup

  1. debg April 12, 2017 / 2:03 pm

    Mike, you are ON FIRE today. Laughing myself silly here.

  2. Doug April 12, 2017 / 2:05 pm

    .. Someone forgot to get the assembly manual ..

    Either that, or they read it upside down.

    (Darn it .. THAT’S why it doesn’t look right)

    • Starfish April 12, 2017 / 3:37 pm

      I can never read those things! And the illustrations don’t help much either. Guess that’s another trip to PUPKEA.

    • ^oo^ April 13, 2017 / 1:36 am


      • allein April 13, 2017 / 6:38 am

        Read the furry manual?

  3. allein 🐾 April 12, 2017 / 2:37 pm

    Uh…that mouth looks like it’s on the wrong end. Also, I think they forgot the spring in the hinge to keep it closed.

    On a side note, when I clicked the link in my email (gmail) I got a message saying that the link was to an untrusted site and am I sure I want to proceed. (Of course I do!) Not sure if that’s a new twist on the technical difficulties of late or what.

  4. Muppet2171 April 12, 2017 / 3:12 pm

    You…whut? I think I have a spare allen wrench somewhere that you can use to fix that. 😁

  5. JenDeyan April 12, 2017 / 3:16 pm

    Is that one pup or two or a cat and a dog?

  6. Duckie πŸ₯ April 12, 2017 / 3:18 pm

    One of the extra links to this picture, at least for me, is a similar image of a pupster advertising ‘practically perfect pre-owned puppy parts’. My first thought was “Mary Puppins”.
    Things are still terrible, but I find Cutetropolis is a great help. Thank you all for your care, thoughts, prayers and furry hugs. They help more than you know.
    (Mike, I had no problems posting this.)

    • Gigi the cat lady April 12, 2017 / 3:52 pm

      Hugg Duckie

    • jerzowa April 12, 2017 / 5:00 pm

      Hello Duckie, great to hear from you! ❀

    • Faye April 12, 2017 / 5:11 pm

      Hi Duckie! I am glad you are back. Real life is a struggle but there are no deep valleys in Cutetropolis. Only gentle slopes and rolling hills. And people who appreciate you. ❀🐀

    • Smartypants April 12, 2017 / 5:41 pm

      Hi Duckie, it’s great to see you! LOL at ‘Mary Puppins’ (yes, I get that link too).

      I’m so glad that Cutetropolis helps – it does for me too. It’s an antidote for so much **** in the world and reminds me how many kind, good people there are.

      Sending hugs – Smarty

    • debg April 12, 2017 / 5:55 pm

      Duckie, so glad you commented–I was just thinking about you this morning. You’re still in our hearts, minds, and paws.

    • Amyliz April 12, 2017 / 6:24 pm

      Duckie, remember when you are going through hell, KEEP GOING! (I believe that’s a Churchill quote) And keep visiting Cutetropolis, of course.!
      Mike, another brilliant post! Pup looks like something I would put together. I would love to be handy but sadly, I didn’t get that gene!

    • JenDeyan April 12, 2017 / 7:54 pm

      I’m sorry things are still terrible and I am wishing for good times to come your way.

    • fkaWaldenPond April 12, 2017 / 9:09 pm

      Hang in there Duckie, sending you tonnes of encouragement to keep moving; you are strong– you may not feel it but you are.

    • Birdcage April 13, 2017 / 8:54 am

      Hey Duckie! Thinking about you; wishing you wellness!!!! We love you here – keep checking in when you are able!!!!! Throwing you some good vibes right NOW!!

    • Catwhisperer April 13, 2017 / 1:25 pm

      Hang in there, Duckie!

  7. michael April 12, 2017 / 4:32 pm

    “Well, that looks almost about right.”

    No; no, I don’t think so.

  8. Faye April 12, 2017 / 5:16 pm

    Millie came with big paws and what seems like way too many teeth. And the attitude of a Border Collie. Ball ball ball ball ball…

    • JenDeyan April 12, 2017 / 7:56 pm

      Has she grown into those big paws yet?

      I think my great-nephew is part puppy because he has the Border Collie attitude, too. The word ‘ball’ is all we hear when we walk by the toy department while shopping.

      • Faye April 13, 2017 / 10:13 am

        Thank you for asking Jendeyan. I will send pics to Mike. 🐾😍

          • Gigi the cat lady April 13, 2017 / 10:55 am

            She’s so cute!!!!!

          • allein April 13, 2017 / 11:15 am

            Nice socks.

          • Faye April 13, 2017 / 11:48 am

            Thank you Mike!!

            Millie used to fall asleep on my chest. Now she spreads out the length of my torso and neck. She’s more than a handful. Now she’s an armful!

            • Amyliz April 13, 2017 / 1:14 pm

              Millie is obviously thriving under your care, Faye! She is one lucky pup!

              • Faye April 13, 2017 / 3:38 pm

                I’m the lucky one! Thank you all.

  9. AJ April 12, 2017 / 6:23 pm

    This picture has me so confoozelled, I can’t figure which way is up and what part supposed to be where! I’ve looked at this picture about 5 times this aftenoon and it always makes me laugh

    • Smartypants April 12, 2017 / 8:40 pm

      LOL – the ear and collar at the bottom of the pic finally helped me to get a little oriented. If he were right-side-up, I think he’d be looking back over his right shoulder while sproinging in the air.

  10. Dana April 12, 2017 / 7:46 pm

    If Picasso made a dog.

    • Faye April 13, 2017 / 10:14 am


  11. fkaWaldenPond April 12, 2017 / 9:13 pm

    It looks like a different species within the 3 o’clock position?!– maybe an odd part mistakenly fell into the final packaging. *Oh well, (shrugging) I am sure it will be sorted out with a smooch.*

  12. Duckie πŸ₯ April 12, 2017 / 11:22 pm

    Dog giving birth to itself?

    • Faye April 13, 2017 / 10:15 am

      Sounds like a great title for an existential essay. Lol.

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