Elves in the Off-Season

“A lot of my coworkers, they try to do as much as they can — travel the world, party every night,” notes Eric Jingledingle, foreman of the stuffed bear division. “And I totally get that, because you only get a couple weeks off after Christmas, and then it’s right back at it for next year. But me and my friends prefer to get away to our favorite clothing-optional resort and just decompress, you know?”

That lederhosen they make us wear is so confining.

Via Pexels.

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9 thoughts on “Elves in the Off-Season

  1. allein 🐾 April 18, 2017 / 12:31 pm

    I wouldn’t have thought they’d be so…furry.

    • Chris April 18, 2017 / 12:38 pm

      Well it is cold at the North Pole.

      • allein 🐾 April 18, 2017 / 1:53 pm


  2. Faye April 18, 2017 / 12:41 pm

    Jingledingle. Great cat name!

  3. AJ April 18, 2017 / 1:02 pm

    With the line “clothing optional resort”, I had to pause and decide if I reallly wanted to continue the scroll-down. Various scenarios went thru my mind but this definitely wasn’t one of them but I’m loving it!!! Elves, they just wanna, just wanna, they just wanna have fun!

  4. Gigi the cat lady April 18, 2017 / 2:47 pm

    Looking at their neck I guess elves anatomy is not like our own, gives necking a whole new meaning ….

  5. Duckie 🐥 April 18, 2017 / 3:02 pm

    Eye averting
    Pearl clutching
    Hand waving vigorously in front of face

    • Murray C April 18, 2017 / 9:08 pm

      “Where’s my fan?” Faints dead away.

    • fkaWaldenPond April 18, 2017 / 9:46 pm

      I’m impressed they still keep up with the centre-part with all the jingling-dingling and other sorts of ‘decompression’ activities. *and please someone make a ‘getting stuffed’ joke. ;D

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