Hold that Thought

Do you have problems remembering little things, like a phone number, or that really clever idea? Then you need Brain Freeze™, the ice cream formulated with super sciencey brain chemicals that “lock” ideas in your head until you can find a piece of paper and write them down. Available in chocolate and vanilla and also chocolate.

Yes! I remember what I was going to say: MY HEAD HURTS!

It’s a shame it doesn’t come in chocolate, Sharon H.

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6 thoughts on “Hold that Thought

  1. Gigi the cat lady April 19, 2017 / 10:15 am

    Does it work on post menopausal women? If so send me a case STAT!

    • debg April 19, 2017 / 10:27 am

      Seriously. It’s horrifying to feel my memory deteriorate.

      Hilarious as always, Mike. How DO you come up with these wonderful backstories?

  2. dubravkamcvmd April 19, 2017 / 10:24 am

    It’s the super sciencey brain chemicals that sells me on it.

    • allein ? April 19, 2017 / 1:47 pm

      Seems legit.

  3. Arne April 19, 2017 / 10:26 am

    My head hurts from laughing, Mike.

    Wish they had it with chocolate flavor though.

  4. Duckie ? April 19, 2017 / 11:31 am

    Choking and crying from laughter. Accompanying ad was for Gorilla Super Glue, and I thought I figured out what the “super sciencey brain chemicals” were.

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