11 thoughts on “Just a Happy Wombat

  1. Gigi the cat lady April 19, 2017 / 11:47 am

    I have nothing to do Mister Wombat, I’ll carry you anywhere you want!

  2. Doug April 19, 2017 / 11:57 am

    How do you know if a wombat is happy, or if he/she just has gas ?
    Inquiring Minds want to know !

    • Emsthemonster April 19, 2017 / 12:22 pm

      Sometimes it is difficult to tell even in the case of people!

  3. Blue Footed Booby April 19, 2017 / 12:13 pm

    Speaking of tanks: despite weighing about 70 tons, M1 Abrams main battle tank can reach a top speed of 45 mph. This just so happens to be about the top speed of my commute, despite the road having a limit of 55. You see where I’m going with this.

    About the only thing better than using a 1500 horsepower war machine to crush the aggressive driving plebs would be riding a giant wombat and going overland.

    • Smartypants April 19, 2017 / 12:24 pm

      …so, a sort of Combat Wombat? With a giant saddle on the back…like Hannibal’s elephants crossing the Alps.

      • allein ? April 19, 2017 / 2:01 pm

        Combat wombat!! You just made my day.

    • Doug April 19, 2017 / 12:39 pm

      Oh for heavens sake ..
      Please don’t give the TARDEC or the Picatinny Arsenal any ideas ..

      Last I hear, the stealth wombat was being tested out there.

      • tara April 19, 2017 / 1:01 pm

        I see your Combat Wombat and raise you a combat Basselope. Good thing wombats don’t have horns.

    • Emsthemonster April 19, 2017 / 12:43 pm

      Well not as cute as a wombat but it could also help with aggressive drivers.

  4. Emmberrann April 19, 2017 / 12:51 pm

    WOMBATSES! The rest of the day is shot, [heddesk].

Comments are closed.