Scratching Out a Living

Don’t let her look at human pictures all day.

Is your cat bored all day? Find her a job! Feline employment can be stimulating for your cat and profitable for you. Of course, most jobs require computer skills, so get your cat started with one of these laptops with mouse and scratch pad.

I don’t play “Cat Scratch Fever.”

Did you know that club DJs can bring home hundreds of dollars a night? If your cat likes to scratch, hook him up with this old-school kitty turntable and watch the money rock-and-roll in.

(Caution: Keep away from fire.)

Civic-minded cats may opt for a career in public service, such as police officers or firefighters. Just imagine the pride you’ll feel when your cat arrives on the scene in her very own cardboard fire truck.

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

And perhaps your cat will land the ultimate cool job: astronaut! With rigorous training in this space pod simulator, your cat can become the thing most of us wanted to be as kids, bringing home a sweet paycheck plus lucrative endorsement deals!

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7 thoughts on “Scratching Out a Living

  1. allein 🐾 April 20, 2017 / 11:35 am

    Hope that last kitty’s name isn’t Dave..

    • Kar April 20, 2017 / 5:34 pm

      I’m afraid that I can’t allow that…


      I’m sensing a theme.

  2. Smartypants April 20, 2017 / 12:32 pm

    Supah DJ Felix only plays Cat Stevens and the Pussycat Dolls. He’s featured in this month’s Tiger Beat magazine.

  3. Emsthemonster April 20, 2017 / 1:00 pm

    My Felix would like to be a hairdresser. He is trying to smooth out the curls in my hair.

    • debg April 20, 2017 / 2:54 pm

      I’ve had cats shampoo my hair with their saliva.

      • Emsthemonster April 20, 2017 / 4:06 pm

        Well cat hair is so soft and beautiful, it is a privilege that they wanted to share their secret with you.

  4. sugitomo April 22, 2017 / 2:44 am

    My sister bought my kitties that DJ kit a few years ago. Kitties demolished it in seconds, before the DJ career took off. *sigh*

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