“Oh, it’s been a hell of a day. Normally my favorite alley is deserted in the mornings, but today everybody was on their back stoops, shooing me away!”
“You’re telling me. Took me two hours to get the kittens in for their nap, because there was a busload of school kids playing with them. Anyway, we can finally have a private moment to ourselves.”
“Yeah, about that…”
Spotted on Twitter by Andrew Y.