Duck Drift

Unlike the other ducks and geese in the park, Roger was a bit of a daredevil, buzzing pedestrians, startling drivers and generally living on the edge. Nowhere was this more apparent than his unusual approach to landing.

“Gonna wear out the tread on those feet if you keep that up, Rog.”

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15 thoughts on “Duck Drift

  1. allein ? May 12, 2017 / 2:53 pm

    Is this from the next installment in the Fast and the Featherous franchise?

    • Duckie ? May 12, 2017 / 3:59 pm

      No, it’s a preview of next season’s ‘Ducks of Hazard’.

      • debg May 12, 2017 / 5:35 pm

        *golf clap*

  2. Blue Footed Booby May 12, 2017 / 2:57 pm

    Does anyone else remember duckrolling? Back in the days of peer to peer file sharing services like kazaa and morpheus, sometimes what appeared to be a movie or TV show would, upon complete download, turn out to be the first thirty seconds of the desired video, and then hours of a static image of a duck with all-terrain wheels.

    This blast from the past brought to you by waterfowl with extraordinary clutch and pedal control.

    • allein ? May 12, 2017 / 3:09 pm

      I used kazaa, briefly, but I never heard of duckrolling.

    • Smartypants May 12, 2017 / 8:30 pm

      That’s a riot, I’ve never heard of it – so it’s a prank like Rickrolling?

      • Starfish May 12, 2017 / 10:25 pm

        It’s the ancestor of Rickrolling, pretty much. That’s where they got the “rolling” part from.

        • fkaWaldenPond May 13, 2017 / 12:35 am

          ๐Ÿ˜€ Cool things to learn here.

        • Blue Footed Booby May 13, 2017 / 1:29 am

          Ancestor indeed.

          I turned 30 yesterday, and my post showed it. I complained about feeling old at work today and the fifty-something ladies glared at me. But, ยกque horror!, I’m not a kid anymore.

          Please excuse my existential crisis.

          • Gigi the cat lady May 13, 2017 / 7:54 am

            It’s OK I’m having my own existential crisis at the moment because I’ll be turning 60 in exactly 2 months and I’ll be officially old, I’ll be able to get the Povincial old age pension! Quel horreur!!!!!

          • Emsthemonster May 13, 2017 / 10:51 am

            aaww poor old BFB ๐Ÿ™‚ but I remember it also struck me for a moment when I turned 30, then for a longer moment when I turned 35.
            But actually I have had a much better life in my 30s than in my 20s, so hopefully it won’t be so bad for you either after all ๐Ÿ™‚

          • debg May 13, 2017 / 11:44 am

            OMG 30! I can barely remember that far back!!!!

            Happy day, and I think you’ll love your 30s. It’s nice to be “not a kid” without all the aches and pains of middle age!

  3. Duckie ? May 12, 2017 / 3:11 pm

    Ever hear a Duckie snortrofl?

    • Faye May 12, 2017 / 5:29 pm

      ?

  4. Gigi the cat lady May 12, 2017 / 3:40 pm

    The Fowl and the Furious ? Starring Web Diesel

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