“HALT! Whosoever would open the Sacred Box of Little Caesars must first answer the question of the Pizza Sphinx! And the question is: Why do I smell pineapple? I distinctly remember asking for no pineapple!”
“Not me,” I said, looking subtly at Sharon H.
Unless it’s a fruit pizza…
Well, it’s beautiful to look at! A friend of mine made a pizza with jelly for the tomatoes, chopped nuts and chocolate that she rolled and sliced to look like pepperoni, and grated white chocolate for cheese. It was revolting. I think if the crust had been, say, short bread it would’ve been fine as a big cookie. But regular pizza dough? Bleah.
The cat is right – no pineapple on pizza!! Fruit on pizza is blasphemy, perpetrators should be punished by whipping with extra-long breadsticks and forced to eat one pound of pepperoni.
A pound of pepperoni? I know people who would not find that to be a punishment.
Or the breadstick whipping either! 😀
Eggplant and artichoke for me, please! And bell pepper and black olives. Maybe not all on the same slice, though.
But but but… I was always taught that tomatoes are fruit. And you can’t have a real pizza without tomato sauce, right?
Image loaded a few seconds before words, and I spent those VERY long few seconds trying to figure out why I suddenly felt guilty. Kitty would make either a good judge, or a good interrogator.
My elderly Missy enjoys a good pizza from time to time too!
Even Merlin enjoys a good pizza-sit!!!!
Merlin is SO beautiful!
Lovely kitty!
That wallpaper takes me back.
I think my parents had that wallpaper in their kitchen “back in the day”.
I dislike any kind of pizza (well, taco or alfredo is ok). But if I have to eat pizza, I don’t want pineapple on it. I don’t like red sauce, so no spaghetti, pizza, lasagne, ketchup, or tomato soup. I like my tomatoes raw.
I’m getting old, but I’m 3.14159265359 % sure that’s NOT a Little Caesars box .. LOL
That took a second, but I’ve always been a bit half-baked when it comes to math.
Pizza Pi?
And in googling for those I learned there is a PiZZA-Pi restaurant in the Virgin Islands, which is accessible only by boat, a Pi 3.14 in Staten Island (zip code 10314), and (appropriately, I think) a place in Princeton, NJ, called Princeton Pi Pizza & Yogurt Cafe.
Team Pineapple here! Who’s with me?!
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http://pineapplepizzamemes.com/category/pro-pineapple-pizza-memes/
Just for you, Duckie!
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Here! I especially recommend, if your pizza place does it (Dominoes does) a pizza with BBQ sauce instead of tomato, ham or bacon, and pineapple. A true Hawaiian pizza. (Well, no. TRUE hawaiian would have spam.)
LOL! So true – there’s about 15 varieties in Hawaiian grocery stores. Now what I would like them to try and make is a loco moco pizza – crust made from rice, brown gravy for the sauce, hamburger and onions, more gravy and topped with a fried egg. MMMMM tasty! Now that would be a true Hawaiian pizza. OMG, someone actually has made one!!!!! https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/aloha-pizza-and-shave-ice-company-gardena-2?select=tDKZtSkYEGoGqRwvD-F3ag
I made a spam pizza for hubby once.
He forbade me to make another one.
Only time he’s EVER done that.
I still soundlessly chuckle over the memory of his expression when I wake at three in the morning.
I’M EATING A PINEAPPLE-HEAVY HAWIIAN PIZZA RIGHT NOW!
All the way!! Love it with some kind of ham or canadian bacon or even pepperoni on my pizza.
But then again I was always the strange one. I like liverwurst & provolone sandwiches on rye with a good smear of mustard. Peanut butter & cream cheese sandwiches. And the biggest sacrilege according to most people – GASP, ketchup on my mac n’ cheese.
I grew up on peanut butter and bacon sandwiches – yum! Now once in a while I’ll make one with vegi bacon – just as tasty.
If not made for sits, then why is it made of warms?
Pineapple, walnut, gorgonzola cheese on an olive oil pizza crust. Yummy.
I’m pretty sure the kitty wanted the anchovie/tuna specialty pizza!
I find it disturbing that so many people like pineapple on their pizza. Pizza is Italian – ergo, no pineapple.
A. Cat is right. Pineapple does not belong on a pizza.
B. Doug is right. That is not a Little Caesar’s box.
C. I am right. Nothing that comes out of Little Caesar’s, Domino’s, Pizza Hut, or any other national chain restaurant has the right to be called pizza. Bleccch.